Goblin Down feels like someone took a messy affair from a cheap motel, stitched it into a fantasy story, then forgot to iron the seams. Which I mean as a compliment. As a lingerie designer I kept thinking of it like a jealous little boudoir drama: tiny space, three bodies, way too much skin and not enough honesty. You start as this rookie adventurer who once got saved by a goblin girl, then years later she’s your wife, Qilka, and she’s basically the only one in the house with any common sense. Her design hits weirdly close to how I sketch green-skinned models: short, soft belly, those slightly too-big eyes that look innocent even when she’s getting railed, and that cheap village dress that screams “I can be pulled aside in one motion.” It’s not elegant, but it works. Like lace that scratches but looks hot in photos.

What hooked me most wasn’t even the orc at first, it was how fast the mood in the house rots once he shows up. One scene you bring this huge hurt bastard home like some stray dog, next scene you’re watching her fuss over him, wiping his chest, his thighs, pretending she’s just doing first aid while her cheeks are already a little flushed. There is this early voyeur moment where you peek through the cracked door and the animation has her hand hovering just a bit too long over his crotch, like she’s “accidentally” brushing it. That’s when the game stopped feeling like a heroic fantasy and more like catching your partner sexting with someone bigger. The actual sex escalates in a way that made my stomach twist: first it’s innocent tending, then a clumsy handjob where she looks like she’s not even sure how she got there, then full-on sloppy oral with her ears twitching and eyes rolled up, that classic ahegao face that would look stupid if the guilt wasn’t so heavy. Sometimes her expression is a bit too cartoony for the mood, by the way. I wanted one scene where she just looks wrecked inside, not only drooling and cross-eyed. But they never go there, they stay in that porn comic style, which annoyed me and I still kept going.

What I like, or hate, is how the corruption isn’t only about her. You as the husband are kind of pathetic and it’s hot in a really bad way. The game gives you these choices where you can pretend nothing’s wrong, go back to your guild work, or poke around like a paranoid idiot. I picked the coward route first, just left them alone, and later there’s this animated loop of the orc lifting her by the hips and pounding her from behind in your own bedroom, her ring still on her finger, and I actually paused and stared like it was some lingerie catalog shot I needed to analyze. Her little tits bounce against his stomach, the camera lingers on the creampie dripping out of her while she whispers how “it’s fine, he’ll never know.” It’s filthy and sort of beautiful in a trashy way, like mismatched bra and panties that somehow look better than a full set. There’s one scene where she rides him in your bed, looking back at the doorway, almost like she wants you to walk in and watch. That voyeur energy is crazy, even if a few transitions feel rushed, like they skipped a beat between nervous groping and full surrender. Still, the whole thing left me thinking about designing a set inspired by her: something green and torn at the hem, a little too small, like it belongs to a wife who says she’s loyal while her thighs are still sticky from someone else. And then I remembered this is just a short visual novel and I’m overthinking it while she’s taking orc dick again in the next CG.

Ibuki in this one feels like someone caught a Street Fighter match, paused at the exact wrong moment, and then just never hit resume. It is literally just you, her, and her feet, no plot trying to be clever, nothing pretending to be more than it is. She’s in the forest, still got that ninja vibe, but the whole thing is framed like one long POV scene where your entire job is to stare at how she works your cock with her soles and toes. As a gif hoarder, this is dangerous stuff. So many frames where her toes curl just right on the shaft, or that instant when the cum hits and her expression changes from smug to “oh, that was a lot” and then back to smug again. You can tell whoever made this actually likes her, not just using a random girl model. Her body is thick in the right way, boobs bouncing a bit while she stays focused on the footwork. I found myself pausing not on the obvious climax, but on that little moment when her heel presses into the base and you can almost feel your balls twitch. That’s the kind of frame I drag into ShareX and loop for way too long in my collection.

What I really liked is how the mask stuff plays out. At first she has that ninja mask on, you only see her eyes while she’s jerking you with her feet, and there’s something crazy hot about getting edged by nothing but her gaze. Then you start undressing her, piece by piece, forest still around but it kind of fades away because yeah, no one is looking at the trees. Top comes off, big boobs out, and you finally get her face uncovered too. It changes the whole energy. Same motion with the feet, but now every time your cock twitches she has this full open expression, cheeks slightly flushed, mouth a bit parted, like she knows exactly how close you are and she’s enjoying the power. There’s a POV angle where you look down your body, see her feet sliding along the length, and her tits just at the edge of frame, like they’re teasing you without touching. Honestly I got more turned on when she slightly flexed her toes around the tip than at the full cumshot, which is weird, because the final blast is big and messy and lands all over her, including places you’re not fully expecting. I do kinda hate how the forest background just sits there doing nothing, like some cheap wallpaper, but then another angle hits where her sole glistens with your cum and I forget I was even annoyed about it. I was going to complain about something else, there was some tiny thing that bugged me, but whatever, I ended up scrubbing back to catch that moment her mask comes off and her eyes and mouth line up with that slow stroke, and my brain just logged it as “keep, convert to gif later, do not delete.”

This thing starts like a drunk DnD session that got horny and never sobered up. You’re dropped into this little adventuring family circus: a Paladin you actually pick the sex for right away (male, female, futa, go wild), a Barbarian wife who has big “break the door and then ride you on the splinters” energy, and a Druid daughter who’s way too observant about everyone’s sex life. The game just pretends this situation is normal. No slow build. One moment you’re choosing attack options, next moment you’re basically debating if you should watch your own wife get pounded by someone else while you kind of like it and kind of hate yourself. I liked that. I hated that. I liked that I hated it. You get the idea.

The tone is weird in a good way. One scene has you arguing about tactics in a dungeon, and five lines later you’ve got a smug elf femboy shaking his ass in front of your wife like he’s farm-testing her loyalty. It’s not some clean “press button, get sex” thing either; you’re steering conversations that feel like they’re about honor, trust, party dynamics, then they slowly twist into “ok, who is going to fuck who and who is forced to watch.” The netorare bits hit hardest when you didn’t think you were choosing that, but then the Barbarian is moaning another name and you’re like “oh, right, that option.” I played on my phone in Chrome at first and had this moment where I alt-tabbed to Telegram mid-scene, came back, and the Druid was calmly describing exactly how wet one of the monster girls was while I’d forgotten where the hell the dialogue thread even started. By the way, the auto-forward sometimes feels too jumpy and I keep wanting to tweak it one tiny notch slower and always forget, which annoys me more than it should.

Then there’s the Undine futa, who basically steals the entire show. The story keeps pretending she has a “secret” like you can’t see this coming a mile away, but when everything finally comes out, the game really plays with it. You get routes where she focuses on the women in the group, and it isn’t just “haha, she has a dick, funny,” it’s more like “how deep can we go into turning the Paladin into a jealous mess while every female body in the party gets thoroughly re-plumbed.” I kinda wish there was a path where she went harder on the Paladin too, then again I don’t, because the whole fantasy hangs on that frustration and cheating vibe. Some of the funniest bits are actually right before the sex, like when characters try to talk all noble about temptations and duty while a succubus fire mage is casually describing in detail how she’s going to suck the soul out through someone’s cock. The humor hits at odd times, like after a really rough scene, someone drops a throwaway line that made me actually snort, then it jumps back into a blowjob choice menu without warning. If you want to wring every filthy drop out of it, don’t rush: manually save before big emotional choices, say yes when your gut screams no, and let the mess happen instead of trying to protect everyone. The most fucked up stuff hides behind the “this is a bad idea” options.

This one feels like someone dumped their browser history into a visual novel engine, forgot to add choices, and then decided that was actually the whole point. You just sit there, mouse in one hand, the other probably busy, and watch these tight little incest shorts play out. No routes, no grinding stats, no fake morality system that pretends to care. It just strings you along scene after scene where everyone is way too comfortable crossing lines they absolutely should not cross, and the game knows exactly what it is doing with that. I started reading on my phone in Chrome while half scrolling Twitter, told myself “just check the first story,” and suddenly I’m three scenes deep, reading a brother describing his sister’s panties like he’s doing a fucking museum tour. It is all about that slow, sticky build into moments where the characters say exactly the thing you are not supposed to even think about your own family, and then it stays on that thought longer than feels safe.

As an achievements nerd, I kind of played it like I was hunting invisible trophies in my own head. “First Time Crossing The Line In The Kitchen.” “Accidental Boner During Family Movie Night.” “Mom Pretends She Didn’t Notice, But She Did.” Stuff like that. You can feel clear unlock beats: the first time a brother catches his sister changing and she just keeps going instead of screaming, the moment a drunk aunt drops that weird half-joke about how he’s “grown so much,” the long, drawn out hug that lasts a little too long. The writing swings between tender and absolutely filthy in two sentences, and sometimes that whiplash hits harder than the actual sex. One scene has the MC trying to convince himself that kissing his cousin is only “half wrong” because they’re not “real siblings,” and I actually laughed out loud, then kept reading anyway because I am apparently trash. There is one really annoying thing though: the click sound when you move to next line is slightly off from the text speed, and it drove me insane every few lines and then I forgot and then it annoyed me again later and it never gets fixed or addressed. Also I kept waiting for some big dramatic fallout where someone gets caught and everything collapses, and the story just kind of shrugs and goes “nah, they just fuck more now,” which is disgusting and also exactly why I didn’t close the tab.

What surprised me was how often it tries to be “emotional” while still talking about cum in the same breath. You get these introspective lines where a sister is describing how lonely she feels in the house, parents always working, and you almost feel bad for her, and then five clicks later she’s jerking off her brother on the couch because “we only have each other.” It is wrong in every possible direction and it leans into that. There is a scene in a bedroom where the MC stares at the door for like three lines, worrying someone might walk in, and that tension felt more real than half the “serious” porn games on Steam. Then again, sometimes the dialogue feels like it was written in Google Translate on a bus, especially when they start explaining why their taboo thing is actually “beautiful.” I rolled my eyes, then immediately screenshotted a line to send on Discord, so I am not exactly innocent here. For what it is, it hits that one-handed reading fantasy pretty hard, with short arcs that go from “this is fucked up” to “ok but I’m into it” at a speed that should probably be illegal in some countries, and if you are expecting any kind of moral lesson or punishment you are in the wrong fucking game. I kind of wish there was at least one scene where someone backs out and says no and it actually sticks, but it never happens and probably never will, and somehow that makes it more honest about what kind of filthy little thing it actually is.