This thing feels like some horny slice-of-life anime that accidentally grew a brain. You start as this guy who basically got reshuffled into a new "family" after shit went bad when he was younger, but nobody is actually related. That tiny detail changes the whole vibe. They act like family, they live like family, they fight over stupid stuff like family, but the game keeps poking at that soft spot of "ok, but what if I actually want to fuck them?" And it does not pretend you don’t. The school setting adds this weird double-life feeling: in the morning you’re in uniform, pretending to be normal, then you come back home and your world is full of big tits, tight shorts, and that one pair of yoga pants that should honestly be illegal.

What I liked is how the sandbox part lets you be a bit of a sneaky bastard. You’re not forced into one straight line. You wake up, you check your phone, maybe you jerk off to a photo you grabbed earlier, maybe you go to the bathroom and "accidentally" walk in on someone showering, maybe you go to school and sit in class trying not to pop a full tent because you remember what happened last night on the couch. It’s the little moments that really feel filthy. Like that time I was just clicking through rooms, half distracted, and walked in at the exact time one of the women was alone with a vibrator, legs spread, trying to stay quiet. The animation is short but it hits. Her ass is bouncing slightly, tits moving with her hands, and you have the choice to watch like a creep or interrupt. I picked watch, obviously. No regrets. Well, a few.

The game really loves big asses and huge boobs, like it’s almost a fetish museum sometimes. You’re in the kitchen, you bend down to open a drawer, camera just forgets the drawer and zooms mentally on her ass. In bed scenes, those tits are front and center, and vaginal sex is not some fade-to-black hint, you literally see everything. They like to show you the penetration, the wetness, the slow push in, then suddenly the pace goes crazy and she’s moaning into a pillow so nobody in the next room hears. Sometimes you get sex toys involved, and it actually fits the characters. One girl acts shy as hell, but then you find out she’s been hiding this pink dildo in a stupidly obvious place and using it every time the house is quiet. I got her to admit it in one of the routes and she asked me to "help" her because the toy wasn’t enough anymore. That scene in her room, her on all fours, toy in one hand, you behind her, fucking her while she tries to keep her voice low so the rest of the "family" doesn’t notice, is probably when the game finally clicked for me. It pretends to be wholesome, but everyone’s horny, lonely and pretending not to be, and the game just lets all that pressure leak out in the dirtiest way possible.

James feels like that pretty boy in class everyone whispers about but nobody admits jerking off to. School corridors, magic crap going wrong in the background, that weird island atmosphere where you can tell everyone is hiding something dirty under a thin layer of “normal”. As a lingerie designer, I kept catching myself pausing the game, staring at how they framed his body and thinking, ok, that’s exactly the vibe when you put a guy in semi-sheer mesh briefs and pretend it’s “just for comfort”. The whole story plays like a horny coming-of-age with supernatural sauce, boys testing limits, monsters that look a bit too curious, and that slow teasing where a hand on a thigh is somehow hotter than a full nude. You go from school gossip to “why is that magical creature eyeing my ass” really fast, and it kind of works.

What I like most is how the game treats male bodies almost like outfits to layer and unwrap. You get this school setting, but instead of boring uniforms, it feels like everyone is half ready for a photoshoot and half ready for a blowjob behind the gym. There’s oral, there’s anal, there’s magic involved in ways that made me think of those dressing room mirrors in Zara that somehow always show your best angle. One scene stuck with me: James in a quiet classroom, late, the light is too soft, another boy gets way too close, they argue about something stupid and suddenly the argument melts into a blowjob under the desk while a strange sound outside reminds you this island is not normal at all. It’s messy, a bit clumsy, hot in that “this should not be happening, but it is” way. The twins are another story. They have that mirrored energy that in fashion we use for twin looks, but here it’s more like “are you two going to share him or fight over who gets his ass first”. When they start teasing, it feels like watching a runway where the model is very obviously not wearing anything under that long coat, and you just wait for it to open.

The sandbox stuff turns the island into a kind of horny playground. You wander, poke at places you shouldn’t, trigger scenes that feel like you just swiped right on the wrong guy on Grindr at 11 in the morning and still went to his place. There is one supernatural encounter in the forest that made me laugh because the creature had more rizz than half the guys on Tinder, and it goes from threat to “ok, I’m on my knees now” way too fast. At one point I was annoyed by how I kept looping the same area trying to make a specific sex scene fire, kind of like scrolling Instagram Reels looking for one exact video you forgot to save. The pacing is a bit off, some moments feel like waiting in a fitting room queue, horny and bored at the same time. But then you get a scene where James is bent over, magic crackling in the air, someone using his mouth like it actually belongs to them, and suddenly I forgive everything. It’s trashy and sweet, rough and pretty, like lace jockstraps worn under a school blazer. Totally impractical. Completely the point.

Heroes University H feels like someone mashed together a superhero campus anime, a horny doujin and those dumb quiz games you secretly played in high school computer class, then said “ok, now your cock is basically a magic gadget”. You roll in as the new student in this academy where everyone is supposed to be training to save the world, but actually they’re mostly busy flirting, flexing powers and trying not to get caught fucking behind the gym. There’s this whole “hidden villain agent on campus” thing going on, so you’re technically doing an investigation, but it keeps turning into you “interrogating” girls in very not safe for work ways. What I liked is that you actually make your own guy, so you don’t feel stuck with some random boring anime face. Name, build, that kind of thing, and then the game goes, by the way, your dick is a shapeshifter. Yeah. It stretches, bulks up, makes new shapes, basically adapts to whatever girl you’re with. At first it sounds really stupid, then you hit a scene where you’re with this tiny nerdy support mage girl and your dick politely adjusts so she doesn’t break in half, and you’re like “ok, that’s kinda genius”. Next moment you’re with a tall muscle heroine and it turns into a thick monster like it’s auditioning for a hentai cover. Honestly I laughed, then I was turned on, then laughed again, it feels very hentai comic brain in a good way and also kind of dumb in a good way.

Campus itself is handled with a map and I both liked and hated that. Clicking around from dorms to training grounds to library to some sketchy off-campus bar feels like scrolling Google Maps while horny. Sometimes you get cute little scenes where you bump into a girl running late to class, help her pick up her notes, then three choices later you’re in a locker room pretending to “check her for injuries” and licking her neck. Other times you just wander like an idiot, no event, nothing, and I kept thinking “why the hell did I open this stupid hallway again”. Still, those quiet laps around the map kind of build the vibe of being stuck at a big messy university full of hot weirdos. The girls make it work. You’ve got the obvious hero types, shiny costume, big boobs, big ego, always talking about justice while they’re blushing because your cock just changed shape mid-blowjob. There’s also more casual ones, like a girl who spends all her time on her phone in the courtyard, tapping away on TikTok or Telegram chats, and during one scene I swear I recognized the sound of a real Discord ping when she ignored you to check a DM, that gave me flashbacks to when my WhatsApp ruined a make out once. The routes play out through simple talk choices, some dates, little minigames where you’re pretending to do training or class work but you’re just waiting for the next chance to use the “wonder power”. And yeah, that power is wild: the game keeps giving you moments where you choose how to use it, like go gentle, go huge, go weird shape, and the girl reacts differently, moaning harder or getting shy or suddenly turning surprisingly dominant. I wish there was a bit more punishment for stupid choices but also I know I’d complain if I locked myself out of scenes, so whatever, I’ll stay a coward. Sex scenes go pretty hard, by the way. No coy fade out. You see her grabbing the sheets, drooling, begging you to adjust “just like that”, and sometimes the story remembers there’s a villain to catch, right in the middle of a blowjob, which feels exactly like when you have 20 unread work emails but Pornhub is open anyway. You’re supposed to be a hero, you’re busy reshaping your dick to fit a girl’s ass like a plug. Priorities.

Goldream hits that weird sweet spot between horny wish-fulfillment and some drama that actually kinda hurts if you let it. You arrive in this flashy city that looks like it was built from rich people’s wet dreams and bad decisions, with a secret mission you’re absolutely not ready for, and suddenly every route feels like you’re starring in some horny anime that forgot what genre it was. One moment it’s goofy flirting, stupid jokes, boobs in your face, next moment it’s like “oh, right, people have trauma and regrets and shit.” Feels like those shows where you expect only fanservice and then, out of nowhere, they hit you with an emotional backstory that actually lands. The fun part is how often the game lets you steer into trashy choices: lie to her, sleep with her, betray him, act like a hero, act like a total dog. Some routes let you pretend you’re this noble main character with a heart of gold, others let you lean hard into being a manipulative bastard who just uses the city as an open buffet. I liked that the game doesn’t always pat you on the head for choosing the “good” option. Sometimes you’re trying to be nice and it backfires, and sometimes you pick the scummy choice and the scene is insanely hot and nobody calls you out. Feels wrong in the right way.

The sex scenes are where it really yanks you out of whatever you were doing. You’re just reading normal dialogue, and suddenly you click one line and you’re balls-deep in a full-on explicit scene that goes way further than the build-up suggested. There’s one moment in a back alley, where you’re supposed to just meet someone quietly, and if you needle her personality a bit, she snaps and it turns into this messy, angry, needy fuck that honestly feels more like a fight with tongues and fingers than a “romantic” thing. Another time you’re in this high-end hotel room, the kind of place that screams “nobody here is happy, but everyone is loaded,” and the girl tries to keep up this cold, cool attitude while she’s riding you and just keeps losing it, slipping in little desperate lines like she hates herself for enjoying it. The writing sometimes stumbles with the English, but weirdly it helps, makes it feel less like sterilized porn text and more like someone actually trying to describe what it’s like to be drunk on lust and a little bit stupid. I will say, some early scenes drag too much, like the game is scared you’ll miss a single emotional beat, and then later it’ll skip right past a moment that absolutely deserved a full lewd payoff. Also, I’m still mad at one specific choice where I clearly flirted, the girl clearly wanted it, and the game just faded to black like I suddenly turned into a saint. Coward move. But then a few routes later it throws you into stuff that feels almost too intense, like it’s daring you to reload your save but you don’t, because you kind of want to see how badly this city can chew you up.