The cutscene where he first fucks the redhead on the rooftop, right after she zaps a mugger with a lightning bolt from her tits, looks like it was storyboarded by a horny teenager who just discovered smear frames. Her hair, that impossible crimson, doesn't flow so much as it glitches across the screen in jagged chunks, like the animator gave up on tweening halfway through. But then, goddamn, the actual doggystyle loop hits. The way her spine arches, that single bead of sweat tracing down her back, the slight wobble in her ass cheeks that suggests actual weight and recoil. It's a level of per-frame attention that the rest of the game's stiff, mannequin-like conversations completely lack. You get this one perfect, visceral moment of CG hentai glory, and then the next scene is our hero's face frozen in a permanent, vacant smile as text boxes explain his super strength.

The whole thing's a satirical mess about a naive kid with god powers, and the humor lands maybe half the time. You choose to use your x-ray vision to peek at the superheroine changing, and the game calls you a dumbass in three different text pop-ups. It's self-aware in a way that reminds me of old Newgrounds flash trash, but the engine chugs like it's rendering a Pixar film on a calculator. I spent more time watching a loading icon spin than actually seeing the redhead's physics-defying costume. And why does every background look like a smeared watercolor painting? The bank vault where you fight the villain is just beige. Just... beige. No texture, no shadows. It's like the art budget went entirely into the one sex animation per character and then they remembered they needed a game around it.

Replayability is a weird beast here. You can steer the kid toward being a total creep or a bumbling hero, and the dialogue changes enough to get a few genuine laughs. The scene where you accidentally laser-eye a hot dog cart instead of the monster is pure slapstick gold. But you'll only really come back to unlock the other lewd scenes, which are uneven. The librarian's scene is a static image with a looping moan track that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. The redhead's rooftop romp, though? That's the one you'll bookmark. It's a shame the rest of the adventure feels like placeholder art waiting for a patch that'll never come. The whole thing is like finding a single perfect, greasy slice of pizza in a box that's otherwise full of crusts.