ok so con-quest got a new update and honestly the whole sauna thing next to the maid cafe is just a setup for some truly unhinged pixel fucking. felicia runs the place and she's got this smile that screams "i will ruin your life in the best way" but the plot is like, is she evil? is the con balance fucked? carmen is about to explode and honestly same.

the flareon cosplayer questline is where my brain melted. you do this whole thing and then bam, a 3 part CG that's just. look. the static images are hot but the animated reward at the end? jess also goes topless now in her animation which is a nice touch but the flareon stuff is the real meal. the weakness damage numbers got buffed so combat feels less like slapping each other with wet noodles which is good because i'm here for the reward menu rework. you can actually switch between images without wanting to throw your keyboard. mia and nia got new static sets and there's one with mia on the bottom that's just chef's kiss.

the discord link is in the description and the patreon gets you topless portraits and early builds but the base game on newgrounds is free. the fan guide google doc is actually useful because some quests are cryptic as hell. ivy's quest used to softlock you but they fixed that bug so you can finally see her sticker set by rottenchicken which is cute in a "i need therapy" way. the boss music by eternalsushi slaps during the tower of girls CG which you can now view under jacyln's special menu. the whole thing feels like a fever dream where pokemon copyright lawyers are actively hunting the devs and i respect the hustle.