Alright so the whole deals simple. Men come in, see big boobs, get happy, drop money. Your job? Upgrade shit and watch the cash roll. Game never pretends to be more than that and honestly, thank fuck. Got tired of these porn games trying to have like a tragic backstory. Just let me run a brothel dude.

The animations right now are three poses. Three. Which is not a lot but theres something kinda zen about clicking upgrade over and over while some pixel lady bounces. Bought the second worker yesterday and the random differences actually surprised me, different skin tones and hair and clothes. Felt like a real manager for a second, had to resist the urge to make a spreadsheet. Failed that urge. Made the spreadsheet anyway. Why am i like this.

The right side upgrades unlock poses and workers. Straightforward grind but weirdly addictive. Like a cookie clicker except the cookies are tits. Soundtrack is just... there. Sometimes i forget it exists and then it loops and im like oh right, this is happening. Wish there was a mute button already but apparently thats coming next version. Also where the hell is the dirtiness mechanic. Description mentions rooms getting dirty and cleaning them but its not in yet. Clicked everywhere like an idiot for five minutes. Just want my shitty brothel to feel lived in you know. Little grimy. Character.

Oh theres gonna be censored stripes too in the next update which is hilarious. Imagine paying to remove pixels from pixels. Peak capitalism. Workers will have skills and fatigue and youll pay them a percentage. Could actually get complicated which i both dread and need. Current game is brain off mode but i think im gonna miss that when suddenly my top girl needs a nap and refuses to work. Already stressed about managing imaginary schedules.