ok so i was messing with the character models in this thing, trying to fix the weird shoulder clipping on the milf character, you know the one with the massive rack that clips through her sundress when she leans forward. the ai cg is actually pretty decent for a mobile game, not that uncanny valley nightmare fuel you get sometimes. the animations though, jesus. during the groping scenes her tits move like water balloons filled with concrete. i spent twenty minutes just watching the physics break because it was so absurd.

the oral sex scenes have this weird thing where the male protag's face just goes completely blank, like he's filing his taxes while getting head. and the sound design, or lack of it, there's this one track that loops and it sounds like someone left a microwave running in the next room. i muted it after five minutes and put on a podcast instead. the vaginal sex animations are better, i'll give it that, the way the ai handles the bounce is almost hypnotic, but then the dialogue kicks in and it's like reading a bad translation of a bad translation. "your milkers are so juicy" is an actual line. i laughed so hard i had to put my phone down.

the whole thing feels like someone took a bunch of hentai screenshots and ran them through an upscaler without checking the results. sometimes the fingers merge together, sometimes an eye wanders off to the side of the face. but here's the thing, i kept playing. the milf character has this one scene where she's half out of her dress and the lighting actually looks good, like someone who knew what they were doing set up that specific shot. the mystery stuff is whatever, i clicked through it to get to the good parts, but the good parts are scattered between so much jank that i can't tell if i'm enjoying it or just fascinated by the trainwreck. maybe both. probably both. the groping mechanic is basically just tapping the screen until a bar fills up, thrilling gameplay right there.