brb, alt-tabbing. boss thinks i'm crunching q4 spreadsheets.

it's this little logic thing, right? colorful balls on screen and behind them there's this blonde dancing. you don't pop them though. you make them eat each other. yellow eats red, red eats blue, blue eats green, green eats yellow. rock paper scissors but with horny orb dynamics. only works if they're next to each other so you swipe around trying to chain clears.

the model they used, she's got that girl-next-door look but like, the one who definitely knows what she's doing. real photos, not some uncanny valley render. first couple levels you just see her moving, then you clear enough balls and suddenly her top's gone. then later the skirt drops. at higher levels the dance gets way more suggestive, she's doing these slow turns, looking back over her shoulder. you know the vibe.

honestly the core loop is weirdly compelling for what it is. you start strategizing which color to move where, trying to set up chain reactions. sometimes rng just screws you though and there's no valid moves. reset button becomes your best friend. wish there was more variety in the animations between levels, after like stage 6 it's kinda samey. but whatever, i'm not here for oscar bait.

played it during a zoom call i didn't need to be in. muted, camera off, just swiping balls and occasionally glancing at the reward screen. mobile version works smooth, one hand operation if you catch my drift. the arcade part actually requires brain cells which is more than i expected from a strip game. might go back to unlock the last outfit tier. or not. depends how boring this meeting gets.