Strip Knights or whatever it's called. The name's a mess but the game is just cards. You got these knights, numbers on them, and you pick one hoping it beats the other guy's number. Higher kills lower, that's it. I kept losing at first because I thought there was some strategy, like maybe the left knight is always stronger or something. There isn't. It's pure luck and the game doesn't pretend otherwise.

The models are real women doing this awkward shuffle dance while clothes disappear. The striptease is the whole point obviously. One girl has this tattoo on her hip that keeps peeking out when her skirt slides down and I got weirdly fixated on it. Like I'd lose on purpose just to see if the animation would show more of it. It didn't. The cover art promised way more than what's actually here, typical. The card game part feels like something someone slapped together in an afternoon, which is fine I guess, but the transitions between winning a round and the strip scene are so clunky. Sometimes the audio just cuts out completely and you're sitting there watching a silent woman take off her top like a security camera footage.

I wish the knights had different poses or something. They just stand there, same stance every round, same dead eyes. The arcade tag is generous, it's more like a slot machine that shows tits. You click, numbers happen, clothes come off. I found myself clicking faster just to get through the card part, which defeats the purpose maybe. The erotic tag is doing heavy lifting here. It's hot in that cheap browser game way where you know exactly what you're getting and you're still slightly disappointed but you keep playing anyway because it's 2am and what else are you doing. The strip mechanic is satisfying when it works, the last piece of clothing always takes forever to remove and the game knows it, dragging it out like a bad edging session.