I genuinely don't know who looked at billiards and pong and thought "yeah let's mash these up" but whoever it was, they also decided to put a real woman in front of me slowly taking off her lingerie while I fail at geometry. The table edges don't have walls. Balls just fall off like idiots if you hit too hard. My first three shots went straight into oblivion. She kept her bra on. I felt personally judged by the physics engine.

The whole thing is arcade in the most primal way. You're controlling this paddle like it's the 70s but the pockets are random and tiny. When a ball actually goes in she peels something off. Top, then skirt maybe, then whatever's underneath. It's real model footage so there's this uncanny smoothness that makes you feel like you're cheating on a video call. The strip sequences don't loop or glitch weirdly they just... progress. And then you're supposed to keep playing but honestly I just let balls fly off table after a point. Who cares about score when the reward is literally right there.

The difficulty curve is a flat line then a wall. Around the third clothing item you realize you need to actually aim and not just slap balls around. I started calculating angles. With actual brain power. For a game that's basically softcore pong with extra steps. There's no story no characters no nothing just you her and the increasingly infuriating gap between the paddle edge and the pocket. It's like someone dared themselves to make the stupidest possible excuse for a strip show and then accidentally made something addictive. The billiard part is broken in a way that makes it better. If it were polished it would feel clinical. Instead it feels like a drunk bet turned executable file.