Jenny's giggling hit me wrong from the start - way too peppy for someone running a brothel, you know? But whatever, Brothel Virgin throws you straight into The Crimson Reverie with this bouncy hostess who's basically your sexual GPS. The whole setup feels like someone's first attempt at writing porn dialogue, which honestly works better than it should.

Matty's the MILF option and she's got that whole nurturing thing down pat. Soft curves, gentle touches, makes you feel like you're the most important person in the world while she's riding you senseless. The writing gets surprisingly tender during her scenes - caught me off guard how much I actually gave a shit about her backstory. Then there's Raven, the futa character who's basically horny incarnate. Girl's got a dick bigger than most dudes and zero shame about using it. Her scenes are pure filth in the best way possible, lots of switching positions and dirty talk that actually sounds natural instead of like someone reading from a script.

The visual novel format works here because honestly, what else would you do? Click through conversations, make some choices about how rough you want things, watch explicit scenes unfold. Nothing groundbreaking but it doesn't need to be. The art style is cute enough - characters look like actual people you might meet, not plastic surgery disasters. Jenny's locked behind a paywall which is annoying as hell because she seems like she'd be the wildest option. Why tease her in the main game if I can't even... whatever. The LGBT tag makes sense with Raven's whole deal, and the romance elements actually land sometimes. Matty's route especially has some genuine sweet moments between all the fucking. Not gonna lie, got a bit attached to her character which probably wasn't the point but here we are.