The candy factory thing is just a front for absolute chaos. You're making chocolate, right, but the test guy has to sign a waiver about "massive penis implosion" before he even tastes it. I'm sitting there like... what did I put in this recipe. The whole setup is so stupid it circles back to genius. Big tits everywhere, obviously, because why would a chocolate shop have normal anatomy. The strapon scene caught me off guard, not gonna lie. One minute you're mixing ingredients, next minute she's got this thing and the power dynamic just flips completely. I laughed so hard I almost choked on my drink.
The humor is the real star here. Like, actual jokes that land, not just "haha sex funny." The test guy's facial expressions during the oral scenes. Pure art. His eyes go wide like a cartoon character who just saw a ghost but the ghost is a dick. And the cumshot at the end, they really committed to the bit. It's not subtle. Nothing about this game is subtle. The chocolate theme just makes everything more ridiculous because you've got these sticky brown smears everywhere and everyone's pretending this is a normal workplace.
Wish there was more candy variety though. You've got chocolate and that's basically it. Where's the gummy worm scene. The lollipop potential is right there and they just ignored it. Whatever. The game knows exactly what it is, a deliberately janky mess that somehow works better than half the polished garbage out there. I played it on my phone during a boring Zoom call and had to turn my camera off because I couldn't stop grinning. The waiver thing at the start is still the funniest part. "In case of death or massive penis implosion" followed by a smiley face. That's the energy. That's the whole game right there.