The thing about this one is the waterbending cock isn't even the weirdest part. It's how Asami just walks in like she's delivering a package. No buildup, no tension, just "hey I invented a machine that's basically a strapon made of water, you wanna test it?" And Korra's like yeah sure, because apparently that's where we are now in their relationship. I spent way too long staring at the machine design, it's got these tubes and glowing bits that make zero sense but also I couldn't look away.

The training tag is doing some heavy lifting here because the whole setup is Korra was practicing her bending and then suddenly it's not about bending elements anymore. Unless you count the water dildo. Which I guess is technically waterbending adjacent. The foreplay tag is a lie though, the description literally says they skip all that because they've hooked up before. Which is efficient I suppose but also where's the romance, where's the buildup, I wanted at least a little tension before Asami just straps on her homemade hydro-powered invention.

The lesbian content is exactly what you'd expect from these two, they've got chemistry from the show and it translates here but in the most direct way possible. No subtlety. Asami takes charge immediately and Korra just goes with it, which feels right for their dynamic even if I wish there was more back and forth. The strapon mechanics are straightforward, it's a machine so it does what machines do, vibrating and thrusting without any input from the person wearing it which is both convenient and kind of impersonal. Like Asami's just the delivery system for her own invention. That's either hot or weird depending on your mood, I can't decide. The dildo itself being made of water is a nice touch for the avatar universe but also raises questions about temperature control that the game never addresses. Cold water would be a problem. Just saying.

Oh god, this game.

The candy factory thing is just a front for absolute chaos. You're making chocolate, right, but the test guy has to sign a waiver about "massive penis implosion" before he even tastes it. I'm sitting there like... what did I put in this recipe. The whole setup is so stupid it circles back to genius. Big tits everywhere, obviously, because why would a chocolate shop have normal anatomy. The strapon scene caught me off guard, not gonna lie. One minute you're mixing ingredients, next minute she's got this thing and the power dynamic just flips completely. I laughed so hard I almost choked on my drink.

The humor is the real star here. Like, actual jokes that land, not just "haha sex funny." The test guy's facial expressions during the oral scenes. Pure art. His eyes go wide like a cartoon character who just saw a ghost but the ghost is a dick. And the cumshot at the end, they really committed to the bit. It's not subtle. Nothing about this game is subtle. The chocolate theme just makes everything more ridiculous because you've got these sticky brown smears everywhere and everyone's pretending this is a normal workplace.

Wish there was more candy variety though. You've got chocolate and that's basically it. Where's the gummy worm scene. The lollipop potential is right there and they just ignored it. Whatever. The game knows exactly what it is, a deliberately janky mess that somehow works better than half the polished garbage out there. I played it on my phone during a boring Zoom call and had to turn my camera off because I couldn't stop grinning. The waiver thing at the start is still the funniest part. "In case of death or massive penis implosion" followed by a smiley face. That's the energy. That's the whole game right there.

Yeah this one is what happens when someone overdoses on hentai logic and I'm kinda here for it. Not polished at all, looks like it was rendered on a potato running Windows 95, but the sheer wtf factor keeps you clicking. So there's this stacked MILF and a skinny redhead, right? Standard setup. They start going at it, lots of wet sounds, the redhead's magic wand comes out, strap on action begins. Nothing groundbreaking.

But then.

The teen climaxes and just... fucking transforms into a fairy. Like full on sparkly wings sprouting mid orgasm. Her eyes go all glowy and shit. That transition is janky as hell, you can practically see the keyframes stuttering, but goddamn if it isn't memorable. The description says she gets so wet a shark could breathe in it and honestly that's the most unhinged thing I've read all week. Who comes up with this? I need to meet them.

The animation loops are short, maybe three or four distinct scenes total. The strapon section drags a bit, could've used some variety in positioning. Audio is just stock moaning, nothing dynamic. Somehow the MILF's tits seem to defy physics even by hentai standards, like they're filled with helium and resentment. And the fairy wings clip through the redhead's shoulders constantly which bugs me more than it should. But the whole fantasy magic MILF lesbian thing scratches a specific itch, ya know? Maybe not worth a second visit but I won't forget Shark Pussy Fairy Girl anytime soon.

The whole thing feels like a sticky VHS tape you found under someone’s bed, and I mean that as a compliment, mostly. There’s this one scene where the lighting hits the latex just wrong, or right, depending on your kink, and it looks like glossy, second skin. The big tits are everywhere, obviously, but the way they’re animated in the double penetration sequence with the strap-on is just... clumsy. Like, the physics engine gave up and went for a smoke. You’ve got these two lesbians working over the third, and one of them is wearing a harness that looks like it was designed by an alien who’d only heard a description of human genitals. The strapon doesn’t so much thrust as it sort of vibrates in a straight line, a very aggressive, mechanical poke. It’s jarring.

But then the hentai influence kicks in with the facial expressions. The girl on the receiving end, her eyes roll back in a way that’s pure exaggerated anime nonsense, and suddenly the janky motion doesn’t matter. You’re just watching this loop of her tongue lolling out while the other two are basically trying to fuse into one latex-covered, multi-limbed sex creature. The sound design is a whole other disaster, a single wet squelch on repeat that starts to sound like someone stepping in mud after a while. I muted it and put on a podcast, which honestly improved the experience. The whole seduction plot is just a five-second text card at the start, so don’t expect story.

The lesbian orgy is the entire point, a closed loop of silicone and sweat. There’s a moment where the camera gets stuck in a close-up of a strap-on sliding against a thigh, not even going in, just sliding, for a solid minute. I thought my browser had crashed. Turns out, no, that’s just the game. It’s a film, they call it, but it’s more like a screensaver for people who are really into the specific sound of latex stretching. The double penetration is ambitious, I’ll give it that, even if it looks like a logistical nightmare. You keep waiting for a fourth character to show up with a manual, but no, it’s just these three, stuck in their oily, unpolished loop forever.

Fucking hell, remember those old LoL parody flashes? This one's not winning any awards for story or gameplay, I'll tell you that straight up. It's basically three short paths, pick your poison, do some stupid simple task like clicking the right spot or waiting for a bar to fill, and you get a sex scene. I started with the Ahri one first, obviously. The art is actually decent, I mean it's not gonna blow your mind but the tits are huge and the redhead thing works for her, strangely enough. Someone on a forum was arguing that the Katarina path is the best one but honestly they're all so quick it barely matters. What was I even saying? Right, the Ahri scene involves a strapon. Happy pride month, I guess. Genuinely got a laugh out of it, not gonna lie, the expression on her face is... something.

Speak of Katarina, I forgot what her task was already. Probably picking up a dagger? Sounds right. The lesbian between her and Ahri feels a bit forced, like they just needed to get two big names together, but the artist knows what people are here for. Big tits bouncing around with that classic Western flash artstyle where skin is shiny like plastic. Not complaining, mind you. It does the job if you've got five minutes and a dedicated browser that still runs old Flash or whatever engine this was cobbled on.

One weird thing, the third path with the redhead Ahri from the start? No wait, I'm mixing shit up. That's the only Ahri. See what I mean? There's no fucking variety in the designa. Wait. Wait, the strapon scene does this thing where the animation only loops a couple times before you have to click... something... to get them to switch positions? I spent way too long just watching the same loop thinking the game broke. Classic. Honestly, it's fine. It's a quick fap that doesn't pretend it's anything more. The backgrounds are absolutely dead, like a single gradient and a bush shape, but nobody cares about backgrounds. I do wish the strapon was rendered a bit more... detailed? It's just a bright color smear. But then the nipples have like 3 shades? Make it make sense.

The candy shop premise is a lie. You're not running a store, you're running a mochi lab where the test subject is a girl who's somehow both bored and insanely flexible. The humor lands weirdly well for a hentai game, like someone mixed a cooking sim with a very specific fetish and forgot to add the actual candy. You pound rice, shape it, then she tests it. With her body. I don't know why the strapon tag is there but it shows up late and honestly I laughed harder than I should have.

The mochi physics are janky in the best way. One moment you're carefully adjusting the rice cake's consistency, next thing she's bouncing on it like a trampoline and the game just... lets it happen. No fade to black, no awkward camera cut. The expressions are pure meme material, especially when you mess up the recipe and she gives you that deadpan "really?" look while still going through the motions. I wish there was more variety in the testing positions, but the game knows what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise.

The whole thing feels like someone's fever dream after eating too much sugar. The sound design is minimal, mostly squishy noises and occasional moans that loop a bit too obviously. But the absurdity carries it. You're not here for plot, you're here to see how far the joke goes. And it goes far enough. The strapon scene comes out of nowhere like a jumpscare, and I still can't decide if it's brilliant or just lazy. Either way, I kept clicking.

Kusanagi's tits look wrong. Not the size, that's whatever in hentai, but the angle. She's supposed to be this elite cyborg and she's bent over with her chest defying basic topology. I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out if the artist used a reference or just said fuck it. The comic's got Bayonetta, Chun-Li, Jasmine, Cammy, all these icons crammed into a lesbian bondage orgy where nobody's in character. Cammy would never submit that fast. I've tracked her win rates across every crossover, she's got a 73% aggression index. Here she's gagged and mounted before page 5.

The navigation is just Previous and Next buttons. Real basic. I kept clicking through looking for branching paths or hidden panels because the description mentioned "full story" but it's linear. One route. Zero unlockables. My spreadsheet looks pathetic, just a single column with "yes" next to every scene because you can't miss anything. The domination stuff hits hard though. There's this sequence with a giant mistress, feet the size of cars, and Redhead (just called Redhead, no source material respect) is getting crushed under a toe while someone else works a strapon into her from behind. The anal dildo appears in maybe 4 panels total. I counted. Wanted more.

The gagball gets forgotten halfway through. Like the artist just stopped drawing it between pages and hoped nobody would notice. I noticed. Made a note in my phone. The Chun-Li scene where she's used as a fucktoy by Motoko could've been the highlight but the dialogue is just grunts and broken English that reads like it went through Google Translate twice. Jasmine shows up late, does almost nothing, then the comic ends. No climax, just stops. I kept clicking Next expecting more panels. The server just sits there. 237 words and I still haven't mentioned the art style properly. It's that unpolished comic look, like someone's high-effort DeviantArt gallery from 2012. Not bad exactly, just... specific. The lesbian content is constant, every pairing you'd expect gets at least one panel. Big tits everywhere, physics optional. If you're into the domination and don't care about character accuracy, the giantess feet stuff is the strongest part. The rest is just filling space between those moments.

The whole thing looks like it was drawn on a napkin during a lunch break, and I mean that as a compliment. Pinoytoons has this specific energy where anatomy is more of a suggestion, and the linework has that slightly shaky, unpolished feel that somehow makes the filth hit harder. You got this dude, typical gamer setup, controller in hand, and then Dark Piccolo just... appears. Not the buff DBZ version, more like a skinny demon twink with a grin that says he knows exactly what you've been browsing incognito.

The setup is stupid simple. You're trying to play your game, and these two start going at it right next to you. The threesome tag isn't lying, but it's not some balanced triangle. Dark Piccolo is clearly running the show, and the strapon reveal caught me off guard even though I should've seen it coming. The way the scene escalates from them making out to him producing this massive silicone cock, the size of it is frankly ridiculous, like a big cock tag that went to the gym and skipped leg day. The anal dildo action that follows is animated with this jerky, almost frantic motion that loops in a way that's hypnotic if you're already three drinks in.

I spent way too long staring at the background. There's a poster on the wall that's just a blur of colors, and I'm convinced it's supposed to be something recognizable but the artist gave up halfway through. That's the charm though. It's not trying to be sakimichan levels of polish. The sound design, if you can call it that, is basically two moan tracks layered over each other with zero regard for sync. At one point Dark Piccolo's expression shifts into something that's supposed to be menacing but just looks like he remembered he left the stove on. The whole thing is a beautiful mess, and I wish there was a DLC where the gamer character actually puts down the controller. Missed opportunity.

My kid found this game. She's 13, I'm not stupid, I know she looks at things. But I was checking the browser history, not to spy, just... you know. And there it was. Some site with a name I won't repeat. This game loaded right up, no login, nothing. Just two girls in school uniforms in a classroom after hours.

The art is flat, like someone drew it on a napkin and scanned it. No shading. The animation loops are maybe four frames total. One girl is bent over a desk and the other has this bright purple plastic thing strapped on. The sounds are... wet. Repetitive. A squelch track that plays every two seconds regardless of what's happening on screen. It drove me up the wall after thirty seconds. There's a button to switch positions, I think, but it just kind of jumps to a different angle with the same loop. The licking part is somehow more graphic than the rest, and I've seen actual adult films that handled this with more subtlety. The tongues don't even line up right.

I sat there watching it for longer than I'd like to admit, not because it was good but because I couldn't figure out if there was more to it. There isn't. You click and things happen. That's the whole thing. The uniform skirts are so short they might as well not exist, which is a choice. A very specific choice that made me close the laptop and go make tea and stare at the wall. I wish the characters had names or any personality beyond the default moaning. Wouldn't that be something? Actual characters.

The "strapon" tag is accurate, I'll give them that. It's right there on the table at the start, glowing almost, like a power-up in a normal game. The whole thing feels like someone's first Flash project from 2006 that they forgot to delete. My daughter thinks I don't know about clearing history. She's wrong.