Con-Quest feels like somebody mashed together a horny anime convention, a nerdy RPG and a really chaotic group chat, then forgot to clean it up. In a good way. Mostly. You walk around this con full of geeky cosplayers who keep getting “cursed” into hentai monsters, and instead of being a normal person and calling security, you go, “yeah ok, I’ll fight them, flirt with them, collect them, whatever.” One second you’re in a goofy conversation about candy grams and stupid item fetches, next second you’re staring at a CG where a girl in a tight cosplay is basically falling out of her outfit, tits pushed up, face flushed, moaning because you “saved” her. The game pretends to be wholesome sometimes, then just shoves another lewd reward image in your face like, surprise, here’s more softcore porn of the shy mage girl you just defeated. I was laughing and horny and a bit confused at the same time, which honestly is kind of my natural state at a real con too.

The quests are a weird mix. You’re chasing pills that are finally not impossible to see, checking with the receptionist on the first floor like she’s your horny quest mom, reminding you “hey, go get this thing so we can make sexy candy.” I loved that little progress tracking, then hated it instantly because I kept going back to her out of habit, just clicking and clicking, like some thirsty dog waiting for a bone that never drops. Then out of nowhere you get this new questline where you earn more summons like Joyce and Michelle, and it starts feeling like a dirty Pokémon vibe, but without the same structure, and with more boobs. You smack down a boss like Misty, counter her special, and it actually does the right damage now, which is great, except I kinda liked when she felt cheap because it made her victory CG feel more “earned” in a fucked up way. The game throws sticker sets at you, extra CGs, and then there’s that topless toggle for higher tier supporters that just sits in the menu tempting you. It’s almost rude how casually it says “topless on or off” like you’re flipping a light switch, and suddenly that cute cosplay girl you’ve seen ten times is now fully flashing her nipples in battle. I got stuck replaying Joyce’s reward scenes like a creep, hitting “special” to see the new CGs again and again instead of actually progressing. Honestly, half the time I forgot what the main goal was. I just knew I was wandering a con, clicking through silly jokes, waiting for the next moment a nerdy girl in a cosplay got turned into some horny prize I could summon later, like my own little pervy collection. The whole thing is messy and silly and full of tits and jokes that land half the time, but I kept coming back to see who was getting corrupted next and what kind of stupid horny trouble the game would pull me into.