The whole thing is about shooting ice cream and dildos at fat fairies and honestly, the concept alone is so stupid it wraps back around to being genius. Bertha floats in with her massive tits bouncing, and my brain just short circuits trying to remember if she wants the cone or the cock. Jasmine is worth less points but shows up more often, and there is something deeply wrong with me that I started getting annoyed at the lower value target instead of the obvious insanity of the entire premise.

The tower defence part is bare bones, just two guns and a track they float across. But the real mechanic is the split second panic when two fairies overlap and you cannot tell which one is in front. I lost a streak because I dildo'd Jasmine when Bertha was right behind her, and the game deducted points like I personally offended it. The fairies sometimes just ignore you while you shoot at them too, which feels like a bug but honestly fits the vibe of these being the most unbothered magical creatures ever conceived.

I wish there was some kind of payoff for high scores beyond just the number going up. Like maybe Bertha gets more nude or something, I do not know. The whole thing feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really needed to get this specific vision out of their head, and I respect that energy even if the gameplay loop gets stale faster than a left out cream pie. The wrong item penalty is what keeps you locked in, that tiny sting of failure when you mix up the ammo types. My high score is garbage and I will probably never beat it because the randomness of fairy spawning means sometimes you just eat a point loss no matter what.