weird thing: I didn’t expect this game to actually *feel* dirty in a fun way. yeah, everyone says “oh it’s a parody,” but this one leans into it like it’s proud of being a total mess. You start as Beast Boy, but not the goofy cartoon version - more like the “what-if-he-had-a-body-count” one. first scene had me snorting because the dialogue’s half self-aware, half horny nonsense. the art flickers between hot and kinda cursed, and somehow that mix works. I laughed once, then five seconds later I was staring at Raven’s face thinking, “wait, is she enjoying it or plotting my death?” both are hot, honestly.

it’s not subtle, not even pretending. tentacles? sure. futa twist? outta nowhere. then two minutes later you’re getting dominated by Harley like she’s running her own therapy session for bad boys. I swear the writing must’ve been done by five people with different fetishes fighting over the keyboard. Sometimes I hate that - then again, it keeps it unpredictable. One route had this whole corruption vibe where I thought I was winning, but turns out I was the pet by the end. didn’t even mind. the sound effects though… man, they go from soft moans to full-on sticky chaos real quick. I like it. except when they loop weirdly, makes me think my headphones broke.

Top 3 moments you’ll wanna screenshot? easy. 1) Power Girl’s “training scene” that escalates into something Olympic-level athletic. 2) Raven’s mirror sequence - don’t trust it, but do enjoy it. 3) Poison Ivy whispering stuff about roots and growth while you’re too distracted to care about plot. there’s a “moral choice” system but it mostly decides who calls you master or toy. I kept picking random answers just to see who’d snap first. pro tip: don’t rush; let every scene breathe, even the awkward ones. half the fun’s in those weird pauses where nothing happens but everything’s tense. feels human, messy, sexy.

The UI in Plump City 2 feels like someone built it during a fever dream. Buttons are just... there, no hover states, the text sometimes overlaps in a way that screams zero QA. As an accessibility tester, my soul left my body when I saw the font choices. Good luck if you need to read the dialogue without squinting. But you're not here for that, are you.

The whole setup is this guy Jason, his stepmom, and stepsister, all thick as hell, going to Russia after the dad kicks the bucket. The will reading scene is pure concentrated cringe and I mean that as a compliment. The stepmom, she's built like a brick shithouse, keeps bending over to "look for documents" in a skirt that's losing a war against physics. The tension is so thick you could spread it on toast. There's a moment where the sister walks in on him in the bath, and the CG is so deliberately off-model it circles back to being hot. Her tits look like they have their own gravitational pull, and the artist clearly spent 90% of the budget on rendering every vein and stretch mark. No complaints there.

The translation is a beautiful trainwreck. "You are making my oven hot" is an actual line. I wish they'd lean harder into the trashy soap opera vibe. A DLC where the dead dad's ghost just watches and narrates would be peak cinema. The sex scenes trigger with the logic of a broken vending machine, sometimes you click a lamp and suddenly there's a blowjob. It's janky. It's unpolished. It's exactly what it needs to be. Just wish the sound wasn't a single stock moan loop that sounds like a cat getting a bath.

This one feels like walking back into your old house, but all the walls moved and now everything is horny. You come home from college, thinking about laundry and maybe Netflix, and instead the whole place runs on teasing and bad decisions. It starts pretty soft, all “oh, you grew up so much” and innocent cuddling on the couch, but the game really enjoys pushing that line. One moment you’re just helping with groceries, next moment you’re pretending not to stare at big tits bouncing under a loose shirt while she pretends not to notice. There is a lot of that slow burn: brushing against you in the hallway, her “accidentally” sitting a little too close, clothes that really are not grandma-approved. And then it kind of spirals in ten directions at once, because apparently everyone in this house is bored, horny, or both.

What I enjoyed most is how it jumps between wholesome and absolutely filthy without warning. One scene you’re under a blanket, “just cuddling”, she’s rubbing your arm and you’re talking about your future, and it feels almost romantic. Next scene she’s grinding on your thigh, whispering in your ear how she wants to taste you, and suddenly you’re in a blowjob scene that goes from teasing licks to deep oral, then straight to messy creampie like it’s nothing. The game is obsessed with you worshipping her body, and also the other women around. Big asses everywhere. BBW curves that jiggle when you spank them. A proper milf with that strict femdom energy who pretends to scold you for peeping in the shower, then makes you stand still while she gropes your cock through your pants and talks about “training your stamina”. I liked that it gives you both sides: sometimes you take control, push her down, go full maledom with spanking and rough vaginal, and other times you’re basically a slave to some tall amazon with her hand on your throat, riding your face and making you focus on rimming and licking until she squirts on you. It feels like the game keeps asking: “are you into this? what about this? or this?” and just stacks scenes on scenes: titjobs, foot play where she strokes you with her soles while scrolling TikTok on her phone, lazy handjobs on the couch while another girl pretends to watch a movie and totally notices.

There is a lot of group stuff too, but not always huge orgies. Sometimes it’s just two girls and you, one sitting on your face, the other jerking you off with lube and a sex toy, laughing while you try not to cum too fast. Other times, yeah, straight up harem chaos, people sucking, groping, sharing spit, you buried in a pile of bodies. I loved how one of the twins is shy and trying to stay “virgin” a bit longer, doing only oral and handjobs at first, while the other is already bouncing on your dick, asking if you’ll knock her up. Pregnancy kink is definitely in the mix, all that “fill me up, I want to feel you leak out” talk, plus some lactation moments later that come out of nowhere and somehow feel natural in this mess. And then you have the cheating and netori angle, you seducing “off-limits” women, stealing them from their men, including one older gilf type that looks like a sweet neighbor but sits on your lap and quietly humps you while her husband is in the next room. There’s interracial scenes, some light bdsm with ropes and collars, a cosplay night where everyone is dressed like they got lost on Pornhub tags, and even a tiny midget girl who climbs on top of you and rides like a demon. I kinda wish the game had less sleep groping stuff because that thing is weird to me, but it just keeps coming back and at some point I just accepted it will stay. Also, the texting system in-game reminds me of old WhatsApp flirts, and sometimes their typing speed feels too perfect and that annoys me for no reason. But when the grandma’s friend, half-drunk on wine, kneels down and starts worshipping your cock like it’s some holy relic, licking the shaft, kissing the tip, calling it “her good boy”, and then turns around and begs for anal with her face pressed to the mattress, I honestly forgot what I was complaining about.

I don't know what I expected from a game called something like Granny's Guest or whatever. The title screen has this weird clipart rose and the music sounds like a ringtone from 2006. You come home from college and immediately the camera is just... lingering on this old woman's feet. She's wearing slippers with the fluff worn down and there's a closeup that lasts way too long. I felt my soul leave my body a little.

The whole thing is this bizarre uncanny valley where everyone talks like they learned English from a broken microwave. Your character's inner monologue is just nonstop horny nonsense. "Her ankles look so soft," he thinks while she's asking about his grades. The foot stuff comes out of nowhere and then never stops. There's a scene where you help her try on orthopedic inserts and the game treats it like a striptease. I laughed so hard I snorted coffee onto my keyboard. The sex scenes are these stiff animations where bodies clip through each other and the sound effects are clearly just someone slapping a ham with a wet sponge. During one oral scene the audio looped so aggressively I thought my speakers were dying.

But here's the thing. I kept clicking. The pregnancy risk mechanic is broken as hell, you can knock her up basically by accident and then the dialogue gets even weirder. She starts knitting tiny sweaters while calling you a scoundrel. The lactation content appears with zero warning and the milk physics are honestly disturbing, like someone filled water balloons with cottage cheese. There's a threesome option with her twin sister who shows up for no reason and they both have the same face but different wigs. The BDSM stuff is introduced through a misunderstanding about a back massage. I can't tell if the developer is a genius or needs to be studied in a lab. The urination tag is real and it's exactly as unsexy as you think. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused and slightly dehydrated.

MC comes back from college thinking he’s just going to crash, scroll TikTok, jerk off a bit and ignore real life for a while, and instead he walks into this weird soft prison of warm smells, tight hugs, and women who all pretend they’re “just being friendly” while staring at his crotch. It feels cozy and fucked up at the same time. The main thing that hooks you is Grandma’s “friend.” She’s not some cartoon bimbo, she feels like that older woman you saw at the supermarket wearing yoga pants and thinking “I shouldn’t be looking, but fuck.” She keeps brushing your arm, straightening your shirt, letting her tits press against your back when she “helps” you with dishes. The game really leans into all the small tactile stuff: her fingers a bit rough but careful on your neck, her perfume sticking to your hoodie, the weight of her boobs pinning your arm when she “falls asleep” on the couch and pretends not to notice your hard-on grinding her side. It’s creepy, hot, and then suddenly kind of sweet, then dirty again, like your brain can’t pick a lane.

It’s all the classic landlady trash, just with wrinkles and way more attitude. Shower peeping is there, but it’s different when she catches you. She doesn’t scream. She just lets the water hit her nipples so they stand out through the glass and asks if the steam feels good “from over there.” When you finally get a handjob, it’s not some quick porn scene. She takes her time, talks too much, strokes your cock with that slow, confident grip like she’s done this to a thousand idiots before you, kissing the tip, letting drool slide down her fingers, almost worship level. You get teased constantly. She will push her foot between your legs under the table, then act innocent while you’re trying not to cum in your pants. She lets you grind against her huge ass during a “friendly” cuddle, then scolds you for being dirty while your dick is still twitching against her. There’s a massage scene where you’re meant to relax, but her hands keep getting closer to your balls, oil warm and sticky on your skin, and by the time she wraps her fingers around you, you basically gave her your soul already. The game throws in other women too, of course, because restraint is not on the menu: thick BBW with soft belly you can bury your face in, sharp-tongued milf who likes to slap your ass when you think you’re in charge, a short-stack girl who climbs on top of you like you’re furniture, a smug lesbian pair that lets you in just enough to feel like a toy, not a man. There is cuddling and romance bullshit and then she’s pissing in the shower and asking if you’re going to be a “good boy” and clean her up, and somehow that whiplash works. Sex swings, toys buzzing against overstimulated clits, anal teasing where you swear you’re not into it but your character is moaning, spanking that leaves red marks you almost feel in your own ass, pregnancy talk during creampie scenes that hits way harder than you expect. It’s messy and horny and sometimes too much, like when you’re juggling a harem path with twins, your “owner” calling you her slave, and some netori angle where you’re obviously the bad guy but still going for another sloppy oral scene. The writing is not “smart,” sometimes it’s clumsy as hell, but the physicality is nailed: saliva strands between lips, thighs sticking with sweat, panties damp when you slide your fingers under them, nipples dragging over your tongue, her feet resting on your chest while she milks your cock and calls it “cuddling.” It’s wholesome like a warm blanket and filthy like that blanket never got washed. You’ll probably close the tab once, swear it’s too much, then open it again because you can still almost feel her hand around you.

The lamp is just sitting there on a dusty pedestal and my first thought is wow that genie really let herself go. Not complaining. She pops out with this massive pale body and red hair that looks like it hasn't seen a brush since the last sultan died. Her feet are right there in my face too, like the devs knew exactly what they were doing. You can practically count the toes. The whole thing runs like it was coded during a lunch break but somehow that makes it better. Everything feels accidental, like you stumbled onto someone's private folder.

Aladdin rubs the lamp and she just goes for it. No buildup, no quest, no bullshit. One minute you're in some cave that looks like a jpeg from 2004, next minute she's bent over showing off an ass that could block out the sun. The anal creampie scene comes out of nowhere and I actually laughed at how blunt it was. She just turns around and presents it like a buffet. The sounds are what you'd expect, wet slaps and moans that loop weirdly if you let them play too long. I spent way too much time on the foot stuff because the positioning is so awkward you have to see it to believe it. Her soles just hover near the screen while Aladdin does his thing and I kept thinking about how dry the cave must be. Her skin would be so ashy.

The BBW tag is doing heavy lifting here. She's not just thick, she's built like a fertility statue that someone left in a sauna too long. Everything jiggles but in that stiff flash animation way where it resets every two seconds. I wish there was more to do with her hair. It's this wild red mess and it barely gets touched. Missed opportunity. Anyway the whole thing is maybe ten minutes if you're slow and three if you know what you're doing. Just rub the lamp and let her handle the rest. Don't overthink the positioning or you'll ruin the magic.

Bro, this isn't a game. It's just a janky slideshow with volleyball slapped on the label. You click through some static images of a beach scene with nudist vibes, big tits flopping around with zero physics or anything. The art is rough, like someone's first attempt at digital sketch after watching too much amateur drawn porn. The bbw representation is there I guess, if you squint. Actually wait, is it bbw? Or just poorly proportioned bodies. Hard to tell when everything looks like it was made in MS Paint by a horny teenager during computer class.

My brain kept trying to find the volleyball mechanics. There's a ball sometimes. People stand there. What am I doing here, exactly? Clicking next, that's the deep gameplay loop. The topless scenes just happen without buildup, two naked girls touching while some stiff-looking dick appears in another frame. The humor part is unintentional, watching these characters with dead eyes and weird angles. A nudist beach setting could be fun if anything moved or felt alive. Instead you get this weird uncanny valley where nipples are the only detailed thing on screen and everything else is a sketchy mess.

One frame a girl is mid-laugh and I swear her mouth is on sideways. Another frame the hard cock looks like it was glued on with the lasso tool. I kept clicking hoping for some animation or sound or literally anything more than a poorly drawn jpeg gallery. The beach background never changes, same cloud, same sand. At least the volleyball net stays consistent, small mercy.

Don't go in expecting a game. It's a gallery with nudist camp theme, and not even a good one. The jerk material is there if you're into extremely amateur drawings with no motion. If you do fire this up, just click fast and pretend it's a fever dream. Don't think too hard about the anatomy. Just don't.

The whole thing is about shooting ice cream and dildos at fat fairies and honestly, the concept alone is so stupid it wraps back around to being genius. Bertha floats in with her massive tits bouncing, and my brain just short circuits trying to remember if she wants the cone or the cock. Jasmine is worth less points but shows up more often, and there is something deeply wrong with me that I started getting annoyed at the lower value target instead of the obvious insanity of the entire premise.

The tower defence part is bare bones, just two guns and a track they float across. But the real mechanic is the split second panic when two fairies overlap and you cannot tell which one is in front. I lost a streak because I dildo'd Jasmine when Bertha was right behind her, and the game deducted points like I personally offended it. The fairies sometimes just ignore you while you shoot at them too, which feels like a bug but honestly fits the vibe of these being the most unbothered magical creatures ever conceived.

I wish there was some kind of payoff for high scores beyond just the number going up. Like maybe Bertha gets more nude or something, I do not know. The whole thing feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really needed to get this specific vision out of their head, and I respect that energy even if the gameplay loop gets stale faster than a left out cream pie. The wrong item penalty is what keeps you locked in, that tiny sting of failure when you mix up the ammo types. My high score is garbage and I will probably never beat it because the randomness of fairy spawning means sometimes you just eat a point loss no matter what.

MC comes back from college for a “quiet break” and the house just oozes this weird mix of family comfort and filthy tension that hits you right away. You know that sleep-hungry, half-bored vibe when you drop your bags and you can smell coffee, old perfume, and a bit of dust from furniture that should have been thrown away years ago? That is exactly the tone here, and then you notice grandma’s friend watching you a bit too long and everything goes sideways from there. She is not some shy, blushing landlady copy; she is older, stacked, knows what she likes, and she absolutely clocks you as fresh meat the second you walk through the door. The whole thing leans hard into that “I really should not be turned on by this” energy: shower peeping that feels way too intentional from her side, getting “caught” with your morning wood and instead of screaming, she kind of… judges the size like she is at a market. It starts with teasing, like casual brushing past you in the hallway, her ass pressing into your crotch “by accident”, small gropes when you try to squeeze by in the tiny kitchen. And it slowly turns into her hand resting there just a bit too long, or her grabbing your wrist and planting it right where she wants it on her tits while she pretends to talk about something normal like grocery prices.

The game loves to make you feel like the one seducing her, but honestly she is the one hunting you. You get those little choices where you decide if you keep spying on her when she masturbates, if you risk sliding closer during a cuddle on the couch, if you let her “teach” you how to touch a woman properly. She’s not just some one-off MILF either, she is this heavy, mature woman with a big ass that fills the screen, big tits that look too real in the worst way, and she dresses like a horny church widow on a Sunday she already knows she will not be confessing anything. Religion sits in the background as this constant joke: little crosses on the wall while you are knuckle-deep inside her, her whispering about sin with that smug smile as she grinds on your face and makes you rim her like she is the only goddess in the house. The wholesome tag is not a joke either, which is strange, because between anal, rough spanking, creampies that drip out of her on the bedsheets, and that whole penis worship thing where she literally talks to your dick like it is a holy relic, there is still this weird warmth. She hugs you after making you cum all over her tits, she strokes your hair while you fall asleep on her huge thighs, and yeah, there is romance tangled inside all the cheating and secret late-night oral in the living room while someone else sleeps in the next room.

On top of that, the house is not empty. You end up with twins sniffing around, a thick GILF neighbor with lactation scenes that go from “this feels wrong” to “ok I get it now”, a tiny midget girl who absolutely refuses to be treated like a joke and climbs on you like you are furniture, and a whole slow-burn harem vibe where everybody either wants you or wants to own you. Some scenes hit crazy hard: like the first time the grandmother’s friend gets on her knees, pulls your pants down without a word, stares at your cock, kisses the tip like she is tasting wine, then starts a messy blowjob that ends with her demanding you cum in her mouth and not on her face because “we’re not animals here”. Then later she flips, goes full femdom, rides you until you are begging, slaps your face and your balls a bit, then cuddles you after like she did nothing. There is foot stuff, titjobs that leave your shaft slick with milk during lactation play, strap-on toys she might or might not use on you depending how submissive you go, lesbian side-scenes in the shower you can spy on, anal where she pushes you in slowly and makes you keep eye contact, group sex dogpiles on the bed where you honestly lose track of which hole you are in. The pregnancy angle creeps up quietly, with her talking about wanting to feel “full again” while you fuck her raw, and when you finally see her rub her belly after a creampie scene it hits different. It is messy, morally fucked, sometimes sweet in a way that feels wrong, and that is kind of the point.