The suburban mystery setup in CRIME LAWN REPEAT had me thinking I'd be playing some kind of detective sim. You know, gathering clues, interrogating neighbors about who didn't recycle properly. Instead I'm three days in and my character's already getting a handjob from the woman next door while her husband's at work. Not complaining, just saying the investigation takes a backseat real quick.

That neighbor, by the way. Big tits, bigger secrets. The game doesn't waste time pretending this is some slow burn romance. You're the new guy on the block with a younger brother in tow, and everyone's suspicious of everyone, but also everyone's apparently horny. The sandbox structure means you can poke around different houses, find things you shouldn't, and then somehow end up with your dick in someone's mouth. The oral animations are actually decent for something that feels deliberately rough around the edges. Like they spent the budget on the sex scenes and said fuck it to everything else. I respect that.

The mystery angle is there if you want it. Something about crimes, something about your own shady past. But let's be real, you're here because the MILF across the street has an ass that won't quit and she's real curious about what you're hiding. The teasing builds nicely, lots of "accidental" encounters that lead to anal, vaginal, the whole menu. Male protagonist with a criminal streak, or maybe just a horny streak, hard to tell the difference sometimes. The animated scenes pop up frequently enough that you never go too long without something explicit happening. Wish the brother character had more to do besides just existing as a plot device, but whatever. The neighbor's wife just invited me over again and I think this time she's got more than just neighborhood gossip to share.