The phone is a piece of shit. Cracked screen, weird app icons that look like they were drawn in MS Paint, and it buzzes like a dying vibrator when you unlock it. I spent twenty minutes just tapping random contacts because the tutorial, if you can call it that, is basically a sticky note that says "call someone lol." First call went to the professor. Dr. Hartley. MILF with a capital everything. Suddenly I'm looking down at a blouse that's fighting for its life and my hands are... softer? The game doesn't animate the swap, just a flash and then you're in her body with a text box describing how your new tits feel heavy. Fair enough. The writing is surprisingly decent here, actually focuses on the disorientation instead of jumping straight to the obvious. You can poke around her office, read her emails, try on her glasses. There's this whole sequence where you have to figure out how to walk in heels without faceplanting, and failing it just loops a funny stumble animation.

But then you call the cheerleader. Brittany or Brianna or something. And the game forgets it was being clever. Her route is just... immediate. No buildup. One minute you're exploring the weirdness of being in someone else's skin, next minute there's a scene involving a mirror and a loofah that made me alt-tab even though I live alone. The body proportions get ridiculous too. Like, I get it, it's a porn game, but her ass has its own gravitational pull. The 2D art style is inconsistent, some CGs look traced from different sources. Professor Hartley's scenes have this soft shading that's actually hot, while the cheerleader looks like a Newgrounds flash from 2006.

There's a mind control angle that doesn't really go anywhere. You can use the phone to make suggestions while swapped, but the dialogue options are so limited it might as well be a linear kinetic novel. I kept waiting for a branching path where you could really mess with people's lives, leave them trapped, but the story just kind of nudges you toward the next sex scene. The humor lands sometimes though. There's a bit where you're stuck as the professor during office hours and a clueless student asks about the syllabus while you're trying to hide a very visible situation under the desk. That was genuinely funny. Wish the game trusted its own premise more instead of rushing to the fap material.