ok so this game. you know that feeling when you're messing with the save files on something like summertime saga or whatever and you find a variable like "player_has_god_powers = false" and you just flip it to true? this is that. the whole thing. it's this sandbox school setting where you're just some dude, right, paying bills and trying to get with the girls with the absolutely massive, like physics defying, bad dragon level assets. the 3d models are janky as hell, animations look like a ps2 cutscene but somehow hornier.

but then the weird shit starts. you can just. do things. and the game doesn't explain it, you just click and suddenly you're rewinding a conversation to pick the option that gets her top off. the exhibitionism stuff kicks in when you realize you can just make the whole classroom ignore you while you're getting a handjob under the desk from the tsundere chick. the humor is actually good, like genuinely funny dialogue that made me snort, but then the female domination route with the student council president hits and it's all "yes ma'am" and i forgot my point. the point and click mechanics are basic but the way the "ability" ties into it, you can just skip the grind for money and relationship points. it's like using cheat engine but it's the actual plot.

the romance paths are weirdly sweet for a game where you can just. you know. the oral scenes are graphic, lots of tongue and the sound design is just wet slaps. but the mystery of who's trying to exploit you versus who's actually into you, that's the hook. the big tits are a given, the big ass is a given, but the teasing, the slow burn where you could just force it but you don't? that's the replayability. i keep going back to see if the quiet library girl's route changes if you never use the power on her. probably not. the sandbox means you can just be a total degenerate and the game barely judges you. it's a mess. i love it.