Diego’s studio smells like cheap cologne and broken promises. The whole setup screams lesson of passion, but not the kind you’d pay for willingly. Alice walks in, all nervous energy, talking about bringing back the spark with her boyfriend. Right. Because nothing says romance like letting some sleazy photographer talk you out of your clothes for a few hot pictures.
The choices here are a joke. I picked what I thought was the smooth route, you know, compliment her eyes, suggest a classy pose. Next thing I know, Diego’s got his hand on her hip and she’s giggling like it’s her first time sneaking out. The pickup lines are so bad they loop back around to being funny. One minute you’re adjusting the lighting, the next you’re playing a weird minigame where you have to click the right spot on her back to unhook something. Missed it three times. She just stood there, patient as a saint, while I fumbled like an idiot. The model’s expressions don’t change much, just a blank stare that somehow judges you harder than any real person could.
Got to a scene where she’s on a velvet couch and the game asks if I want to keep it professional or get more erotic. Obviously I’m not here for portfolio shots. But the payoff is... weird. The animation loops are stiff, like a flipbook made by someone who’s only heard about sex secondhand. And why does Diego keep muttering to himself in broken English? “She is like fruit, so ripe.” Who talks like that? I laughed out loud and immediately felt bad because, well, I was still clicking through. The studio setting never changes, just that same backdrop with the fake plant in the corner. After the third “session” I started noticing the plant more than Alice. That’s not a good sign.
Still, there’s this one moment where you can angle the camera just right and she gives a little smirk. Caught me off guard. Made me think maybe Diego isn’t a total creep, just a guy with a weird job and worse dialogue. Then he ruined it by saying something about her “inner light.” I don’t know. It’s a mess, but I kept playing. What does that say about me?