The wife’s sprite has this weird thing where her left eye drifts slightly when she’s supposed to be looking at her husband. It’s been bugging me for like twenty minutes now. Not in a game breaking way, just... it’s there. You know? Anyway.

This is one of those Lesson of Passion joints, so you already know the drill if you’ve messed with their stuff before. Static scenes, that slightly stiff art style they’ve had forever, and a whole lot of choices that mostly just shuffle which hole gets attention first. The setup is pure suburban meltdown. Husband and wife, both grinding at work, both so starved for a