oh man this game. it's called Dream Job and the dream is apparently getting some blonde college chick naked while she's like your boss? i dunno the setup is you work at a girl's dorm and this girl is the RA or something and she's giving you orientation. but the whole thing is just her standing there in her little dorm room while you pick dialog choices.

the model they used, she's cute. real skinny blonde teen type, wearing this tight top that honestly i spent most of the time just staring at. the video loops are pretty short though and sometimes the transitions feel like they just cut her head off for a second before the next clip loads. i was trying to screenshot frames for my collection and half of them came out with her eyes half closed looking like she's having a stroke.

you literally just click answers. that's it. there's no game here, it's a videoquest thing where you pick what to say and she reacts. some choices lead to her stripping, some don't. i clicked the wrong thing once and she just walked away and i had to start over. who designed this? why would you punish me for trying to be respectful? i'm already playing a porn game at my desk while pretending to do spreadsheets, i don't need rejection from a pixel person.

the dorm room background is whatever, looks like a dorm i guess. there's a poster on the wall that i kept getting distracted by because it's slightly crooked and now i can't unsee it. the whole thing is deliberately unpolished which like, fine, i get the aesthetic they're going for, but sometimes the audio cuts out mid moan and i'm left sitting there in silence like an idiot.

anyway the erotic video parts when you do get her naked are decent. she's got that whole innocent but not really thing going on. i just wish there was more of it. the whole game is maybe like 10 minutes if you don't mess up the dialog. which i did. twice.