oh man this game. it's called Dream Job and the dream is apparently getting some blonde college chick naked while she's like your boss? i dunno the setup is you work at a girl's dorm and this girl is the RA or something and she's giving you orientation. but the whole thing is just her standing there in her little dorm room while you pick dialog choices.

the model they used, she's cute. real skinny blonde teen type, wearing this tight top that honestly i spent most of the time just staring at. the video loops are pretty short though and sometimes the transitions feel like they just cut her head off for a second before the next clip loads. i was trying to screenshot frames for my collection and half of them came out with her eyes half closed looking like she's having a stroke.

you literally just click answers. that's it. there's no game here, it's a videoquest thing where you pick what to say and she reacts. some choices lead to her stripping, some don't. i clicked the wrong thing once and she just walked away and i had to start over. who designed this? why would you punish me for trying to be respectful? i'm already playing a porn game at my desk while pretending to do spreadsheets, i don't need rejection from a pixel person.

the dorm room background is whatever, looks like a dorm i guess. there's a poster on the wall that i kept getting distracted by because it's slightly crooked and now i can't unsee it. the whole thing is deliberately unpolished which like, fine, i get the aesthetic they're going for, but sometimes the audio cuts out mid moan and i'm left sitting there in silence like an idiot.

anyway the erotic video parts when you do get her naked are decent. she's got that whole innocent but not really thing going on. i just wish there was more of it. the whole game is maybe like 10 minutes if you don't mess up the dialog. which i did. twice.

The cake minigame is broken. Not bugged, just pointless. You tap flour and eggs and then Natalia says something about her marriage and I'm sitting there at my desk, phone tilted away from the boss, wondering why I'm baking a digital cake to unlock a conversation about infidelity. This whole thing runs in browser so no downloads, which is good because IT would flag my history otherwise.

The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here. Natalia looks like someone who does yoga and posts about it, not a cartoon. When she leans forward during the dialog choices, the lighting catches her collarbone and I forgot what I was supposed to click. The videoquest format means you're mostly picking responses while scenes play out. Jim wants to know where Natalia got the hotel info about Abi cheating. Fair question. But the game keeps throwing farm tasks at you between conversations. A farm. In a story about a marriage falling apart. I spent four minutes watering tomatoes to get back to the part where Natalia might admit she's been manipulating everyone.

The sex therapist angle shows up late and feels tacked on. One scene where Natalia talks about her sessions and then it's back to the farm. I wish the dialog choices actually branched more. You pick something spicy and the response is basically the same as the safe option, just with different panties. The VIP tag suggests there's more content locked somewhere but I couldn't find it without a credit card.

The hotel reveal scene is worth the grind though. Natalia's voice acting, if it is acting, has this breathy quality when she says Abi's name. Like she enjoys the chaos. Jim just stands there like a mannequin. Typical.