The mud physics are wrong. Not in a broken way, but in a way that makes you question the whole premise. Two girls, one blonde one brunette, wrestling on a dumper that's slowly filling with mud. You'd think the mud would be the star, right? But it's more like a timer. A brown, gloppy timer that resets every time you hit the blackjack minigame. And that minigame, it's not even real blackjack. It's like a weird arcade catcher thing where you catch mud drops to make cards. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the card values actually mattered or if it was just visual noise. They don't matter. It's just a button mash with extra steps.

The striptease part is where it gets weird. Every time you win a hand or whatever, the losing girl loses a piece of clothing. But the animation is so stiff, like someone rotoscoped a mannequin. The blonde's bra comes off and her tits don't even move. I've seen better physics in a Flash game from 2007. And the real model tag, that's a lie. Unless the model is a heavily filtered photo of someone's cousin. The faces are uncanny, like they're staring at a point just behind your monitor.

But then the mud fills up more and they're both down to panties, sliding around, and suddenly I don't care about the card values. The fighting is just two buttons, punch and grab, but the grab animation when one girl is on top, pulling the other's hair back, that's the only time the game feels alive. I wish there was a way to just watch them wrestle without the stupid blackjack interruptions. There won't be. The game is what it is. A weird, horny, broken little thing that probably took a weekend to make. And I keep replaying it anyway.