The physics in this billiard game are completely wrong. Balls slide like they're on ice, angles make no sense, and sometimes the cue ball just stops dead for no reason. But I keep coming back to it anyway, which probably says something about me.

You pick between a blonde or brunette opponent, both real models who look like they were photographed in someone's apartment with a phone from 2015. The whole thing has this unpolished feel, like the developer just stopped caring halfway through. When you sink a ball, your opponent strips. When she sinks one, same for you. The duplex mechanic means you're both shooting at the same time, which creates this weird chaotic energy where neither of you knows what's happening. I once cleared three balls while she was lining up her shot and the game just... kept going. No celebration, no acknowledgment. Just more billiards.

The stripping animations are stiff, like someone posed action figures. The brunette removes her top with all the enthusiasm of someone taking out the trash. There's something almost hypnotic about how unsexy it tries to be while still being exactly what it is. The lesbian tag is there I guess because two women playing pool together counts? The game doesn't really explore anything, just presents bodies like furniture. I wish the models had more than two expressions between them. The blonde does this half smile that makes her look confused about where she is, which honestly feels appropriate.

The touch controls are responsive enough, though I kept accidentally changing my aim when I meant to adjust power. That's probably my fault. Or the interface. Who knows. The whole experience feels like finding an old magazine under a mattress, something meant to be exciting but mostly just strange and a little sad. I played seven rounds before I realized I wasn't even paying attention to the stripping anymore, just trying to figure out the physics engine. That's not a compliment but it's also not not one.