The whole thing runs on a scoring system where you want to sink the opponent's balls, not your own. First time I loaded it up I kept clearing my own side like an idiot because that's how normal billiards works. The lesbian support team just watches from the sides, real models doing little animations when you score. Or maybe when they score, I still don't know. That's the thing about this game, nothing is explained and you're just clicking around.

The physics are serviceable. Not great, the cue ball sometimes moves like it's got a mind of its own, but I've played worse on my phone while pretending to listen to someone. The strip element is tied to winning frames. Lose and nothing happens. Win and the girls lose clothes piece by piece. Standard arcade striptease setup, nothing revolutionary. But here's what gets me, the billiard table is floating in some void and the camera angle shifts every shot like a drunk cameraman.

I spent way too long staring at the background trying to figure out if it was a hotel room or a render error. It's neither, probably. The real models are fine. Not my type honestly. One of them has this smile that doesn't reach her eyes and it's all I can focus on between shots.

The inverted scoring is actually clever once you stop fighting it. You're basically playing pool backwards, trying to help your opponent lose. Like a date where you let them talk about their ex just to see how broken they are. The AI opponent is dumb as bricks though, will scratch on the easiest shots. Then the girls cheer anyway and it feels hollow.

Anyway the striptease stuff works, the lesbian tag is there if you squint, and the arcade loop of "one more frame" is real. Just don't expect the billiard part to be good. It's not. It's a delivery system for tits and that's fine.