The inventory screen is a crime against interface design. R key brings up this clunky grid that looks like someone's first Unity project, and half the items have icons so vague you'll spend actual minutes squinting at what might be a grenade or a space potato. I love it. There's something refreshing about a hentai game that doesn't bother polishing the parts you're supposedly not here for.

You're a mercenary captain doing... something on a space station. Competing with other groups. Gaining influence. The plot is basically a thin excuse to wander around pressing Space on everything that looks interactive, which is how I accidentally triggered a scene with what I thought was a navigation console. Turns out some of the crew have very creative ideas about workplace bonding. The controls are WASD, numbers for dialogue choices, standard stuff that works fine until you clip through a wall and end up floating in the void of space. Happened twice. No idea if it's a bug or a feature.

The art during the explicit scenes has that specific jank quality where anatomy occasionally defies physics in ways that make you tilt your head like a confused dog. One character's chest moved independently of her torso and I couldn't stop laughing. But here's the thing, the writing during these moments is surprisingly committed. Whoever wrote the dialogue for the rival mercenary leader's "negotiation" scene was definitely enjoying themselves. It's the kind of over-the-top filth that loops back around to being entertaining.

The station itself is mostly empty corridors and identical rooms, but there's this one hidden area behind a cargo container that leads to a zero-gravity encounter. Took me forever to find it because the interact prompt only appears at a specific angle. The walkthrough help code thing in the description probably explains it but I refuse to use guides for porn games out of principle.