I think the funniest thing about this game is how it treats shit like a Looney Tunes gag. Like, you’re watching this whole setup with Buck trying to get with the new nurse, right? Standard stuff. And then Heavy Flo is there being jealous, and Ernie’s cooking up this deal with the sexy nurse for a blowjob. I spent way too long staring at Ernie’s face during the negotiation scene. It’s got that Dirty Ernie Show energy where everyone’s expressions are just slightly... wrong. Not broken, just off. Like a meme where the eyes are a pixel too far apart.

The whole plan revolves around literally shitting on Buck and the new nurse mid-fuck, with Cecil’s help. Who is Cecil? I don’t know. Some guy who appears just to help with the poop logistics. The animation during that scene is so deliberately janky, it loops in a way that makes you feel like you’re watching a broken GIF on an old Tumblr blog. And I kept thinking about the hospital uniforms. Why are they so shiny? It’s a tiny detail but it’s all I could see. Like they’re made of cheap latex instead of cotton. Nobody talks about it.

Then comes the payoff. Ernie gets his blowjob. But not the way he was waiting for. The game pulls a fast one that’s honestly more clever than it has any right to be. It’s not a smooth experience. The sound cuts out weirdly sometimes. I’m still not sure if the fart noise was intentional or my laptop dying. This thing is a mess. A beautiful, stupid, horny mess that knows exactly what it is. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?