I think the funniest thing about this game is how it treats shit like a Looney Tunes gag. Like, you’re watching this whole setup with Buck trying to get with the new nurse, right? Standard stuff. And then Heavy Flo is there being jealous, and Ernie’s cooking up this deal with the sexy nurse for a blowjob. I spent way too long staring at Ernie’s face during the negotiation scene. It’s got that Dirty Ernie Show energy where everyone’s expressions are just slightly... wrong. Not broken, just off. Like a meme where the eyes are a pixel too far apart.

The whole plan revolves around literally shitting on Buck and the new nurse mid-fuck, with Cecil’s help. Who is Cecil? I don’t know. Some guy who appears just to help with the poop logistics. The animation during that scene is so deliberately janky, it loops in a way that makes you feel like you’re watching a broken GIF on an old Tumblr blog. And I kept thinking about the hospital uniforms. Why are they so shiny? It’s a tiny detail but it’s all I could see. Like they’re made of cheap latex instead of cotton. Nobody talks about it.

Then comes the payoff. Ernie gets his blowjob. But not the way he was waiting for. The game pulls a fast one that’s honestly more clever than it has any right to be. It’s not a smooth experience. The sound cuts out weirdly sometimes. I’m still not sure if the fart noise was intentional or my laptop dying. This thing is a mess. A beautiful, stupid, horny mess that knows exactly what it is. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

That moment when Heavy Flo's face just drops, watching through a crack in the door. You know the one. Nursie on her knees, Buck's monster cock disappearing between those glossy lips, and Flo's whole world rearranging itself into pure jealous fury. The animation is janky as hell, I won't lie. Characters slide around like they're on ice skates and the sound design is basically two samples on repeat. But somehow it works? Like those old Newgrounds flashes where the crudeness made everything filthier.

The dream sequences are where it gets properly unhinged. Flo fantasizing about offing Nursie in increasingly creative ways, and I spent way too long on the one where she imagines stuffing her in a medical waste bin. The redhead nurse uniform stays pristine through all of it which is ridiculous but also exactly what I wanted. Something about the way her tits bounce when she's plotting murder, the dead eyed expression she gets. My phone buzzed with a work email during the blowjob scene and I nearly threw it across the room.

I wish the hospital setting was used for more than just backdrop. There's all these medical props lying around, syringes and those curtain divider things, and they never become interactive. Missed opportunity for some truly questionable content. The Dirty Ernie Show references are sprinkled throughout, that weird puppet aesthetic bleeding into the character designs. Buck's dick is comically oversized, like genuinely absurd proportions, and the physics engine clearly gave up trying to make it look natural. Heavy Flo's obsession with it becomes almost hypnotic after a while. The whole thing runs in browser, no fuss, just click and descend into this fever dream of jealousy and sloppy head. Nursie's blowjob technique is actually detailed frame by frame, someone spent real time on that spit strand.