You know what this reminds me of? That Larry Nassar documentary on Netflix, except here the devs want you to think it's hot instead of horrifying. Fucktown really out here speedrunning the most cursed tag combo possible with young & old, trainer, gymnastic. The whole premise is you're some coach with "special methods" and Jade is your perfectly beautiful student for private sessions this week. Nothing sus about that at all.

The art is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin during detention. Jade's got that stick figure slim body type, all angles and no curves, doing stretches and poses that are supposed to be sexy but just look like a medical diagram of scoliosis. The animations are choppy as hell. Click through dialogue that reads like it was translated through three different languages then back to English by someone who failed basic grammar. "This trainings will leave the most pleasant experience." Sure thing, buddy. The whole thing has this weird energy where you're clicking through positions and the game just assumes you're on board with the power dynamic. No buildup, no character, just straight to the "training." At least Corruption of Champions had the decency to build a fantasy world around its degeneracy. This is just... here's a girl in a leotard, she's your student, do the math.

The sound design is nonexistent, the UI looks like a Windows 95 error message, and there's maybe four total scenes you cycle through. But I guess if your thing is clicking through badly drawn stick figures doing the splits while the game whispers "she's young and you're her coach" in your ear, this is exactly the content you deserve. The whole sport tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what's basically just a slideshow of questionable life choices.