I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.
I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.
The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.
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Cumingmaster69🇬🇧
• 9 weeks ago
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Can you please tell me directions for the Forrest?
Jordan🇺🇸
• 8 weeks ago
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Qp
reds🇩🇪
• 8 weeks ago
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Haisrrausos5hyeo
7005🇧🇩
• 7 weeks ago
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love it
annon456123🇫🇷
• 7 weeks ago
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Please,add azzy content
Noname420996492🇺🇸
• 6 weeks ago
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Where is the key? Or am I blind?
Nowhere🇺🇸
• 3 weeks ago
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Didn't find it neither.
him🇦🇺
• 6 weeks ago
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forest directions are: Left, Right, Straight, Left, Right
GamerOfTexas🇺🇸
• 4 weeks ago
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Thanks for that, those directions are super helpful!