This game looks at first like some silly teenage wish thing: one guy, small town, all girls, everyone horny, summer break, bla bla. I clicked it half as a joke on my phone while waiting for water to boil and then suddenly I’m there in Flowergarden Town, trying to remember fifty girls’ names and nipples, and wondering if I should really be playing this while my kid is in the next room watching Peppa Pig on Netflix. The whole “almost no men left in the world” idea sounds dumb, but it actually works annoyingly well as excuse for why every woman is so aggressive. You don’t have to chase much. They chase you. A lot. Like, one moment you’re just trying to buy bread, next you’re cornered in a store room with a milf pressing her tits on your chest and asking if you’re “busy tonight” and the game gives you three choices that are basically “yes”, “yes but dirtier”, and “yes but with extra creampie”.
What really hit me is how often the game tries to pretend it’s about romance and then just goes straight to raw sex. There is one scene at the town’s little river, the girl is talking about stars and fate and whatever, and two clicks later she’s riding you on the grass, moaning loud enough that I actually lowered my laptop volume in panic. It got awkward when I tried to be “nice guy” and choose the softer options and the game still turned it into you grabbing her ass and pushing her face in the pillow. Consent is there, but it’s eager, hungry consent, like every woman is one compliment away from begging to be filled up. Sometimes it’s sweet, like when the shy bookstore girl stutters and fumbles with your belt in the back room, and you can tell she’s nervous but also super horny. Other times it’s really not subtle: a married woman basically uses her husband being away as chance to climb on your lap at the kitchen table and asks if you like “women who already had children because our pussies are warmer.” I didn’t even know what to click, I just stared at the screen and thought “ok, this is porn, not romance, stop pretending.”
What I found surprising is how routine it starts to feel. At first, every boob flash is like, wow. After a while you’re just speed-clicking through another blowjob in a changing room because you want to see if there is at least one girl who doesn’t throw herself at you. The town feels less like place and more like big thirsty harem that’s waiting for your dick to pass by. The game lets you flirt your way through different “types”: teacher who pretends to be strict then begs for your cum on her glasses, sporty girl who wants you to fuck her in the gym shower, neighbour who asks for help with groceries and ends up bouncing on you next to the fridge. It can be hot, yes, I’m not going to lie here. I definitely had one hand on the mouse and the other not very “parental”. But sometimes you see the MC calling himself “decent guy” while planning who to impregnate next and it feels weird. Still, if you’re into being the last half-decent cock in a town of permanently wet women who open their legs faster than Instagram opens on WiFi, this thing gives you enough lewd scenes to keep you busy. Whether you feel proud or slightly dirty after is another story entirely.