The ball physics feel wrong. Not in a broken way, more like the table has some weird gravity going on, corners suck the ball in, and you're scrambling with those border blocks. Two up top, two bottom, one each side. They shift but not fast enough when the ball decides to take a weird angle and you're cursing at the screen because she was just getting her top off and now everything's reversing. The bunny girl on level four has this look, real model apparently, staring at her friend while the arcanoid knockoff plays out and I'm trying to focus on the blocks but the video loop keeps catching my eye. Lesbian striptease as a reward mechanic is honestly genius motivation.

The naughtiness scales each level. Level one is tame, just some flirty looks, but by level seven they're properly going at it and I missed three balls in a row because the camera angle changed. The game doesn't care if you're distracted. That's the whole point I think. Arcanoid with live action erotic content spliced in, and the better you play the more clothes come off. Fail and they put everything back on which is cruel. Level ten is apparently the big prize, a full show, but I haven't made it past eight because the border blocks on the left and right sides are single units and the ball just slips through sometimes.

Not enough block coverage on the vertical edges. That's my main complaint. The top and bottom have two each which makes sense but one block per side creates these death zones where the angle is just slightly off and you're watching the ball sail past while the girls start giggling, literally giggling, as their clothes reappear. The video quality isn't amazing, it's an older game the description says, but the models sell it. Real women actually interacting, not just posing. There's this moment at level five where the brunette pulls the other girl's hair and I forgot I was supposed to be playing something.

Dare to beat level ten without pausing? Because I can't.