Ok so the UI feels like someone built it in a weekend with duct tape and a dream, right? The text boxes overlap sometimes and the save system is pure chaos but who cares, we're here for tits and bad decisions. This Heart City thing throws you straight into rejection, your crush basically friendzones you in the opening minute, brutal. Then this bubbly girl from way back pops up, and her character sprite has these absolutely massive honkers that the 2dcg art doesn't even try to hide, they just sit there defying physics with every bounce animation.

The sex scenes are gated behind this weird affection system that I'm pretty sure breaks if you pick the sarcastic options too many times, not that the game tells you this. There's this one moment where you end up in her apartment after a "love lesson" goes sideways, and the tension is thick enough to cut. She's explaining some nonsense about confidence while her shirt is practically painted on, and the protagonist just zones out staring at her chest. When the scene finally triggers, the way the cg handles the undressing is actually hot, the fabric slides off and her tits drop with this weight that the artist clearly understood. The dialogue during sex has this awkward charm, she calls you an idiot while pulling you closer.

The dating sim loop is standard date stats stuff, pick locations, say the right thing, don't be a creep. Tried to min-max my way into a threesome route that obviously doesn't exist, waste of an evening. The sprite wiggling when characters are horny is a nice touch but sometimes it glitches and they vibrate like a washing machine with a brick in it. Also the protagonist's best friend keeps texting these "tips" that are just 4chan screenshots, weird design choice but whatever.