The elf girl’s tits are massive, like two pale moons pushing against the glass of her tank. I spent maybe ten minutes just clicking to make the diver guy grope her through the water, the animation looping that slow squish. Felt like a degenerate on the bus, phone tilted away from the guy next to me reading his boring news app. You’re in this bunker, right, underwater, and there’s monster girls everywhere. The android chick has a panel on her back you gotta play a stupid wiring minigame to open, and if you mess up she just stares at you with those dead eyes. Frustrating as hell but then you finally get her shirt off and, well, worth the thumb cramp.

The whole thing is a point and click sandbox but also a puzzle adventure? I don’t know. You click around, fix broken pipes, some voyeur stuff where you peek through vents at the sci-fi elf lady polishing her... equipment. The art is 2D hand-drawn, really nice actually, but the animations are like three frames on a loop. Sometimes it feels unfinished on purpose, like a sketch that got out of hand. The music is trying to be all moody and deep but then you’re doing a hacking puzzle that’s basically just matching colors and it totally kills the vibe. I forgot what I was talking about. The story is survival and trust but honestly I just wanted to see the big ass monster girl get teasing again.

There’s this one scene where the protagonist is fixing a water filter and the shark-girl (wait, is she a shark?) comes up behind him and starts rubbing against his back, and you have to choose between turning around or just letting it happen. I let it happen. The choice system is there but it’s not like, deep. It’s more like, do you want the boobs now or later. The groping mechanic is the best part, just click and drag to squeeze, and the girls react with these little shivers. I wish the whole game was just that. But then you’re back to fixing a generator and I’m like, why. The alien elf has secrets or whatever but her tits are right there. Priorities.