The art in this thing is like someone traced over a 2005 flash game then spilled coffee on it. Deliberately unpolished my ass, it's just sloppy. But then you get to the first girl, this pink haired thing with eyes too big and a skirt that barely covers her ass cheeks, and suddenly I don't care about the janky lines. The pickup system is basically just clicking through dialogue trees but the way she blushes when you pick the right option, the little gasp sound effect, it's doing something to my brain.

I spent twenty minutes trying to get the glasses girl to show me her panties. Twenty. Minutes. The choices are stupid simple, like "compliment her hair" or "stare at her chest" and if you stare she calls you a pervert but her nipples get hard through her shirt anyway. Make it make sense. The cute tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because half these characters look like they were designed by someone who's only seen anime through a fogged up window. The dating mechanics are whatever, you pick a girl, you say stuff, she takes her clothes off eventually. But there's this one scene with the sporty chick where she's doing stretches and the animation is so bad it loops weird and her leg goes through her own torso for a second. I laughed. Then I kept playing.

The whole thing runs in browser which is convenient I guess but it crashed twice when I tried to reload a save. Lost my progress with the twin tailed tsundere who was finally about to let me untie her bikini top. I'm not bitter about it. The sound design is just stock moans and some elevator music that cuts out randomly. Why does the school nurse have fangs. Nobody explains this. She just does. And her tits are massive, like comically huge, and the game doesn't acknowledge it at all which is somehow funnier than if they did. The hentai scenes are explicit enough, nothing groundbreaking, but the way the characters' faces distort when they cum is genuinely unsettling. I kept going back to the shy librarian type because at least her expressions stayed cute instead of turning into some eldritch horror. The replay value is there if you want to see all the CGs but honestly after the third route I started skipping dialogue. The pickup lines are so bad they circle back to being good, like "are you a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you" and she actually giggles. What world is this. I don't hate it. I don't love it. I'm going to play it again tonight.