You start as this cocky "hero", all armor, big sword and bigger ego, and then the game just throws you into a dungeon where every single enemy wants to fuck that confidence right out of you. Literally. First fight, I thought I was playing some normal turn based thing, picking attack, defend, whatever. Then the girl I was fighting just dropped her top mid battle, the combat log changed, and suddenly my hit chance went down because my dude was getting too horny to think straight. Yeah, that kind of game. You’re supposed to chase high score, but half the time you’re just fighting your own hard-on and trying not to let your sanity bar melt while a futa demon is grinding on your face and asking if you "really want to win, or if you want to moan". By the way, I clicked moan. Just for research.

What sells it is how it mixes this horny fantasy dungeon thing with real pornstar faces, like you’re fighting some succubus and recognize her from that one video you totally didn’t watch on xvideos last week. Some girls keep it playful, they tease, lick you, lots of oral stuff mid fight, just edging you while you try to squeeze in one more attack. Others go straight full dom on you, pin you, ride you raw, talk shit while draining your sanity every turn with anal or deepthroat or whatever they feel like. You see the icons, you know what’s coming, and still you waste your turn choosing "resist" like an idiot when you could just lean into being a sex toy. There is prostitution too, kind of funny, because you think you’re the mighty hero, then two bad runs later you’re broke and suddenly you’re the one selling your body at some shady tavern to get enough gold for better gear. Or maybe you just keep whoring because watching your "legend" slowly slide into being a well used cumdump is way too entertaining. I got stuck at one point with this overpowered futa knight who kept forcing my character to worship her cock every time I lost. I swear she showed up three runs in a row. That RNG is cursed. Or blessed. Depends how you like your fantasy.

And yeah, the combat is turn based, but the sex scenes sneak right into it instead of feeling like separate porn clips. You miss a hit, she laughs, grabs your hair, shoves your head between her legs. You defend too much, she calls you a coward, rides your face as a "punishment". There’s this one vampire chick that only attacks by draining you with slow, grinding vaginal sex, and at first it’s hot, then you realize your sanity is dripping away and you still have three floors left before the boss. It’s dumb, horny, sometimes cruel, and every loss turns into a long humiliation sequence where your hero gets broken in like a good little whore. The game keeps asking if you’ll become a legend or a slave, but honestly, after a few runs, you stop pretending. You pick the options that feel the dirtiest, you let them choke you, spit on you, fill every hole, and you watch the score climb while your dignity just vanishes somewhere between "tease" and "submit". I’m still annoyed the moan sound is like half a second too loud compared to the rest, by the way. No reason. Just pisses me off every single time it pops.