Heroes University H feels like someone mashed together a superhero campus anime, a horny doujin and those dumb quiz games you secretly played in high school computer class, then said “ok, now your cock is basically a magic gadget”. You roll in as the new student in this academy where everyone is supposed to be training to save the world, but actually they’re mostly busy flirting, flexing powers and trying not to get caught fucking behind the gym. There’s this whole “hidden villain agent on campus” thing going on, so you’re technically doing an investigation, but it keeps turning into you “interrogating” girls in very not safe for work ways. What I liked is that you actually make your own guy, so you don’t feel stuck with some random boring anime face. Name, build, that kind of thing, and then the game goes, by the way, your dick is a shapeshifter. Yeah. It stretches, bulks up, makes new shapes, basically adapts to whatever girl you’re with. At first it sounds really stupid, then you hit a scene where you’re with this tiny nerdy support mage girl and your dick politely adjusts so she doesn’t break in half, and you’re like “ok, that’s kinda genius”. Next moment you’re with a tall muscle heroine and it turns into a thick monster like it’s auditioning for a hentai cover. Honestly I laughed, then I was turned on, then laughed again, it feels very hentai comic brain in a good way and also kind of dumb in a good way.

Campus itself is handled with a map and I both liked and hated that. Clicking around from dorms to training grounds to library to some sketchy off-campus bar feels like scrolling Google Maps while horny. Sometimes you get cute little scenes where you bump into a girl running late to class, help her pick up her notes, then three choices later you’re in a locker room pretending to “check her for injuries” and licking her neck. Other times you just wander like an idiot, no event, nothing, and I kept thinking “why the hell did I open this stupid hallway again”. Still, those quiet laps around the map kind of build the vibe of being stuck at a big messy university full of hot weirdos. The girls make it work. You’ve got the obvious hero types, shiny costume, big boobs, big ego, always talking about justice while they’re blushing because your cock just changed shape mid-blowjob. There’s also more casual ones, like a girl who spends all her time on her phone in the courtyard, tapping away on TikTok or Telegram chats, and during one scene I swear I recognized the sound of a real Discord ping when she ignored you to check a DM, that gave me flashbacks to when my WhatsApp ruined a make out once. The routes play out through simple talk choices, some dates, little minigames where you’re pretending to do training or class work but you’re just waiting for the next chance to use the “wonder power”. And yeah, that power is wild: the game keeps giving you moments where you choose how to use it, like go gentle, go huge, go weird shape, and the girl reacts differently, moaning harder or getting shy or suddenly turning surprisingly dominant. I wish there was a bit more punishment for stupid choices but also I know I’d complain if I locked myself out of scenes, so whatever, I’ll stay a coward. Sex scenes go pretty hard, by the way. No coy fade out. You see her grabbing the sheets, drooling, begging you to adjust “just like that”, and sometimes the story remembers there’s a villain to catch, right in the middle of a blowjob, which feels exactly like when you have 20 unread work emails but Pornhub is open anyway. You’re supposed to be a hero, you’re busy reshaping your dick to fit a girl’s ass like a plug. Priorities.