The first time that Red Devil card flipped, I knew I was in trouble. Not the good kind of trouble either, like when you're about to see some skin. The annoying kind where the game just decides nah, you're not winning this round buddy. She's standing there in this tiny Halloween costume, blonde hair all done up, looking at me like she knows something I don't. Which she does, because the card I picked was a 7 and the next one was obviously lower but somehow it wasn't and now she's putting clothes back ON. Who designed this?

My folder of spicy GIFs was ready. I had the capture button mapped, finger hovering, waiting for that perfect moment when the pole dancing animation hits its peak. You know the one. But this HiLo mechanic, it's rigged I swear. Not actually rigged, that's just me being salty. It's a guess game, simple as that. Higher or lower. Except when the devil tricks kick in and suddenly the deck reshuffles or something weird happens and your streak is gone. There was this one round where I got her down to just the pasties and that little strip of fabric, and my heart was actually pounding. Real model too, not some cartoon, which makes the whole thing hit different when you're collecting frames.

Forgot to mention the Halloween theme. The background has pumpkins I think? Honestly I was looking at other things. The pole dancing sequences are where this thing shines, fluid enough that my GIF collection grew by like twelve new additions in one session. But man, that card guessing can get frustrating. Sometimes it feels completely random, other times you'll hit a streak and feel like a genius. The stripper character, this red devil number, she's got expressions that change depending on how the game's going. Smirking when you lose. That smirk haunts me. I had a dream about it. Not a sexy dream either, just her laughing while I picked wrong cards for what felt like hours. Anyway the striptease payoff is worth it when you finally clear a round, just don't expect the game to play fair because it absolutely does not.