Strip poker but the cards are pucks and you shoot them. That's the whole deal and honestly I was not prepared for how jank it feels in the best way. The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here because the girls look like they were filmed on a camcorder from 2005 and that grainy, unpolished vibe makes the whole thing feel like some forbidden VHS you found in a basement. You're basically playing air hockey against a lady and every time you score, her clothes come off.

The shooting mechanic is weird. You aim this gun thing at puck-cards sliding around and try to knock them into her goal to build a poker hand. Half the time I'm just blasting wildly and hoping for a flush. The physics make zero sense, sometimes a puck just stops dead for no reason, other times it ricochets like a bullet. I lost three rounds in a row because my pair of queens somehow didn't count? Or maybe it did and I just couldn't see the screen properly through all the visual noise. The arcade tag is accurate but imagine an arcade cabinet that's been slightly water damaged.

What gets me is the poker combinations matter but the game never really explains the payout table. You're just shooting and suddenly she's topless and you're like wait what hand did I even make. The striptease parts are exactly what you'd expect, awkward pauses, the model looking slightly off camera like someone's giving her directions. It's not smooth but it's got this sleazy authenticity that polished games completely miss. Like a strip club where the neon flickers and nobody cares.