The burger joint setting is a total mess of clashing assets, like someone dumped a free 3D model pack into a blender and hit puree. The uniforms look painted on, which I guess is the point. My character, some dead eyed manager type, keeps clipping through the counter when I try to interact with the first coworker, a redhead with a permanent thousand yard stare. The whole thing runs at maybe 15 frames on my browser, Firefox is not happy, chugging along like it's processing a crypto transaction for every jiggle physics calculation.

That one scene behind the deep fryer though. The grease pops in the background audio, a nice touch actually, while her paper hat falls off and the whole interaction is just a series of still images dissolving into each other. Her expression doesn't change, it's the same vacant smile whether she's taking an order or... you know. The cum effect is this weird, glowing ectoplasm that looks more like a ghost busters prop malfunction. I laughed out loud when it just sort of clipped through her chin and floated there. The sound design is a single looping moan that gets cut off abruptly when you click to the next position, like a broken record. It's so jarring it circles back to being hilarious.

There's a stamina meter that depletes way too fast, forcing you to serve actual burgers to refill it. Who thought making me play a shitty diner dash minigame to see the next bit of pixelated tit was a good idea? The other coworker, the one with blue hair, her pathfinding is broken so she just vibrates in the walk in freezer. I couldn't even trigger her content. The whole thing is a buggy, unoptimized slideshow. The hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what is basically a flipbook with a burger minigame attached.