My boss thinks I'm working on the quarterly report. Instead I'm clicking through maid outfits like my life depends on it. The game is this weird little browser thing where you pick a girl in a uniform and she does a striptease. That's it. No dating sim bullshit, no grinding for affection points, just straight to the point. The real model tag is doing some heavy lifting here because the women actually look like people you'd see on the street, not some uncanny valley nightmare. One of them has this slight asymmetry to her face that I can't stop staring at.

The strip mechanic is simple, you click and she removes something. Sometimes it's the apron first, sometimes the little headpiece thing. I don't know what those are called. The frilly white ones. There's this one maid, the third option I think, who does this thing with her stockings where she rolls them down so slowly I almost messaged my ex. Almost. The animations are janky as hell though, like someone animated them in a hurry during their own lunch break. Her arm clips through her skirt at one point and I laughed out loud. Not exactly the mood I was going for.

Wish there was more variety in the uniforms. They're all basically the same black and white deal with minor differences. Give me a French maid, a Japanese cafe maid, something. But I know that's not happening, this is clearly one of those "what you see is what you get" situations. The audio is nonexistent which is actually a plus because I'm not trying to explain moaning sounds to Carol from accounting. For what it is, a five minute distraction while pretending to care about spreadsheets, it delivers. The model with the dark hair keeps making this expression that's somewhere between bored and inviting and honestly same.