The striptease mechanic is the only reason this thing holds together. You play cards, you win a hand, she takes something off. The blackjack minigame is fast enough, and the poker variant has this weird bluffing thing where the model's eyes actually track your cursor, which is creepier than any horror game I've reviewed. But the schoolgirl uniform stays on way too long. Three rounds in and she's still got the tie and the knee socks. I was tapping the screen like come on already.

The real model thing is a double edged sword. She's hot, sure, but her movements loop like a GIF from 2009. Same shoulder shimmy every time she loses a hand. Same lip bite during the strip sequence. After the fourth loss you start noticing the background is just a hotel room photo with a filter. The poker face she makes is honestly better than most adult games I've played, but then she'll glitch mid-animation and her arm clips through her own hip.

I don't know why they bothered with two card games. The poker is just blackjack with extra steps and worse pacing. You can skip the poker entirely and grind blackjack to unlock everything, which I did, and then felt empty inside. Not in the good post-nut way either.

The strip club angle is underused. There's a stripper pole in the corner of the room but she never touches it. Missed opportunity for a bonus round or a private dance minigame. The erotic tag is doing heavy lifting because the actual nudity is brief and the camera angles are weirdly shy. You get more skin from a beach episode of a PG-13 anime.

If they added a "loser strips" mode where she can win your clothes back, or a strip poker variant with actual poker hands instead of this weird hybrid, maybe I'd revisit. Right now it's a five minute curiosity that overstays its welcome by about four and a half minutes.