Jessica Rabbit in a graveyard full of horny zombies sounds stupid on paper, and somehow that’s exactly why it works. You open the game expecting some lazy parody and then suddenly you’re watching this redhead trophy wife in her tight dress having to “negotiate” with a bunch of rotting creeps to save her idiot rabbit husband. There’s a tiny bit of minigame stuff where you actually have to pay attention with your mouse instead of just clicking through like a zombie yourself, and if you screw it up the scene stalls or changes. I liked that more than I thought I would. It feels trashy in the right way: blink and you miss a blowjob angle, click too late and she’s getting forced into something harsher. The game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome either. It calls the whole thing what it is: ***, blackmail, and a gangbang in a graveyard, with Jessica more “used” than “romanced”. If you want consent fluff, yeah, you’re in the wrong cemetery.
What really sells it is how they lean into her being this “perfect” big-tit redhead wife who still walks right into a trap because she loves her dumb cartoon husband too much. One second she’s bargaining, next second she’s on her knees with zombie cock in her mouth while another one is already groping her ass and talking about her holes like they’re free real estate. The camera loves her tits almost too much. Every angle finds a way to make them bounce or smear cum on them or squash them together while some dead guy is pounding her from behind. Anal comes in like, “oh yeah, by the way this is happening too,” and suddenly you’re watching her stretched open while she tries to still beg for Roger’s life with a mouth full of undead dick. There’s a bit where you’re just clicking to keep her “cooperating,” and it’s so dumb and simple, but I caught myself trying to get every little variation of how they touch her, how many zombies pile on her, how ruined her makeup gets. I wish they did more weird stuff with the minigame parts, but they won’t. It’s that kind of game: cheap, filthy, fast, and way more focused on watching Jessica get passed around in every position than on pretending you’re playing some deep hentai story. And yeah, it’s called a parody, but honestly, this is probably how half of us imagined her ending up anyway.