I don't know what it is about Sherry Birkin that makes every animator want to absolutely wreck her. Maybe it's the innocent face, maybe it's the whole "survived Raccoon City" backstory that makes people think she can handle anything. This little animation dumpster fire picks up with her and Jake getting split up near some base, and honestly the plot is just the wet paper bag carrying the smut from point A to point B.

The first scene has her getting double teamed by what I think are supposed to be zombies but they look more like guys who fell asleep in a tanning bed. The sound design is something else, like someone recorded wet macaroni being stirred and just cranked the gain. But here's the thing, the facial expressions when she takes a shot to the face are actually kind of on point. Like someone on the team spent way too long getting the eye roll and tongue position just right while the background looks like it was rendered on a calculator. Priorities, I guess. Then the tentacle stuff starts and it's like watching a hentai from 2006 got drunk and stumbled into a Resident Evil fanfic. The blonde hair physics go absolutely haywire during the gangbang sequence, clipping through her shoulders like it's trying to escape the scene entirely. I couldn't stop watching it. Not in a hot way, more like when you see a car crash and your neck just turns on its own.

The creampie finish is generous, I'll give them that. Like they really wanted you to see the aftermath, held the camera there for an uncomfortable amount of time. The cumshot scenes have this weird glossy sheen that makes everything look like a glazed donut. Why does nobody talk about how janky the Jake model looks in the background of one shot? He's just standing there like a mannequin someone forgot to animate. The whole thing feels like a splatter painting made by someone who really, really loves one specific Resident Evil character and has zero shame about it.

The graveyard setting is surprisingly well done for what's basically a quick fuck game. Moonlight, crooked tombstones, that purple fog that doesn't quite move right. I spent maybe two minutes just clicking around the background before remembering why I was there. The zombie designs are lazy though, just grey guys with dead eyes. One of them has a visible seam where the artist copy pasted an arm from somewhere else. Can't unsee it now.

Jessica Rabbit herself. The proportions are absurd, even for a parody. Her tits have their own gravitational pull, and the red hair cascades down in that way that makes you understand why Roger's always so nervous. The strip sequence is a minigame, sort of, where you touch different parts of her dress and she reacts with these little gasps. Voice acting would've killed here but it's just text, and the translation is rough. "I am feeling the shame but also the excitement" is an actual line. The blowjob scene has her on her knees in the dirt, and there's this one frame where her eyes go crossed that I can't tell was intentional or a mistake. The anal part comes later, after the gang bang starts proper, and the animation loops are short but they picked the right moments to loop if you know what I mean.

The whole premise is nonsense obviously, Jessica trading herself to zombies to save Roger. The zombies don't even have dialogue, they just grunt and grab. There's a moment where she's bent over a grave and the text says she's thinking about Roger, which is weirdly sad for something this crude. The cum mechanics are basic, just a white overlay that appears and disappears. I wish the minigames had more variety, it's mostly just clicking hotspots in sequence. The final scene has her completely wrecked, dress torn, and then it just ends. No resolution about Roger, no nothing. Just a "thanks for playing" screen that looks like it was made in MS Paint.

Wish the "pickup line" mechanic was anything. You know that thing in dating sims where you say the right string of words and clothes fall off? Here it's you pick underwear. For Zytra. With Mira. And it's just clicking a thumbnail, basically. The dialogue pops up like "ohhh she will look so fuckable" and yeah, okay, we get it. I spent maybe three minutes on lace vs cotton wondering if this would change the angle of a later gangbang scene. It didn't. Nobody mentions your choice again. Ace just barges in, all "my rich colleagues need convincing" and Zytra nods. That's the entire gameplay loop, more or less.

The art though. Big tits tag doesn't lie. Zytra's chest is the kind of anatomy that needs its own area code, and the zytra tag makes sense because she's the whole focus. One scene with a CEO-looking guy, she's bent over a desk that's supposedly in a modeling agency but looks like someone's uncle's study, and the cumshot lands with a noise I felt in my teeth. The hentai aesthetic works... what am I saying, it's the entire reason to click anything. Her expressions during the gangbang shift from bored to something else entirely, and that transition does more heavy lifting than any "interview for a big job" plot ever could.

The visual novel bits are... look, nobody plays a game called Zytra for the scintillating dialogue about modeling contracts. But the text boxes between fucking scenes drag in that special way where you wish the skip button was physically larger. There's this one line from a "rich colleague" about quarterly earnings that I must have clicked through seven times. The Mira character shows up, helps with underwear, then evaporates from the narrative. Gone. Wish she hadn't.

Tracer in this thing feels like someone took Blizzard’s cheerful little chaos gremlin and asked, “Ok but what if she was a smug nympho with a speed hack?” and then just went with the first draft. You drop in and she’s already sandwiched between McCree, Hanzo and Reaper, acting like this is just another payload escort, only now the cargo is three big cocks and zero shame. The whole “she’s too fast for them to notice she’s riding someone else” bit looks stupid if you think logically, so don’t. The fun is in watching her blink around the battlefield like a horny mosquito, changing angles and partners so quick you literally lose track of who she’s grinding on. One click she’s bouncing on McCree, hat probably falling off somewhere offscreen, next click she’s bent over Hanzo and still somehow keeping eye contact with Reaper like she’s trash talking him mid-fuck. It feels messy in that “ok, this was clearly drawn by someone who has seen too many Overwatch highlight reels and not enough sunlight” way, which honestly fits.

The main loop is brain-dead simple on purpose: click Tracer’s armor spot, watch her snap into a new position, new guy, new rhythm. No stupid tutorial popups, no fake “strategy” like some porn games pretend to have. Just you, the screen, and her acting like a one-woman gangbang speedrun. It’s almost funny how casual she looks; big grin, hips doing Olympic work, like she’s farming ult charge from their dicks. Sometimes the transitions feel a little janky, like she teleports from cowgirl to doggystyle faster than your brain can follow, but your eyes are too busy tracking her ass to complain. I liked how each guy kind of has their own vibe even if it’s not deep at all: McCree is the classic rodeo ride, Hanzo is more of that “serious face but secretly loving it” thing, Reaper is just there to be the big dark wall of meat she can slam herself against. There’s this moment where she’s basically stacked between two of them with the third in her mouth and she’s still wearing that stupid cheerful smile, and it’s so wrong and so on-brand for her that I actually laughed. Anyway, if you ever wanted Tracer to use her speed not to save the world but to juggle a triple penetration without missing a beat, this is exactly that, just wrapped in a filthy little loop that doesn’t pretend to be anything else.

the first thing that bugs me is how when saeko swings that wooden sword there's this weird half second where she just stands there, tracking you with her eyes but the blade doesn't move yet, it's like the game forgets it's supposed to be a reaction system. then sometimes she'll hit you through a wall of other zombies and you're just sitting there watching your green hand fly off screen.

HAHAHA remember that old flash game where you played as the raindrop trying to avoid the umbrella? this is basically that but with more titties bouncing everywhere. you chase saeko busujima around some dark school hallway and the whole point is to click fast enough to dodge her attacks and rip off pieces of that uniform. the shirt goes first obviously and then the skirt and there's this one part where she loses her bra and the boob physics go completely insane, they just keep jiggling for like five seconds after she stops moving. someone on the dev team definitely spent too much time on that. the actual zombie running animation is just you gliding across the screen making slurp sounds.

after you get all her clothes off the gangbang scene starts and honestly the positioning makes no sense, there's like four zombies all trying to do different things at once and saeko's just taking it in every hole but her face is the same angry expression from the chase part. the anal part glitched on my second try and her body twisted around backwards like she was in the exorcist or something. still hot though in that completely degenerate way where you feel like you need a shower after. the cumshot effects are just white splashes that appear and disappear too fast, no dripping or anything thoughtful. what were we talking about?

The train car rocks and Tifa's tits are already out. Not like she had a choice. Some salaryman's hand just went straight down her white tank top, fingers sinking into that ridiculous cleavage like it was his god given right. The fabric makes this wet stretching sound when he pulls it down, and her nipples pop free, already hard from the cold subway air or maybe something else. The game doesn't waste time with setup. One second she's standing there looking like she walked off a PS1 render, the next there's six guys pressing in from all sides.

The animation is janky as hell. Her breasts move with this weird physics that's trying really hard to be realistic but ends up looking like water balloons in zero gravity. Sometimes a hand clips right through her thigh and I honestly couldn't tell if that was a bug or just the artist not giving a shit. The sound design is what gets me though. That wet slap when someone finally pushes into her from behind, mixed with the train announcements in Japanese. Something about the contrast between the polite automated voice and what's happening in the corner of the car. She's bent over one of those handrail poles, skirt bunched around her waist, and there's this moment where her mouth opens but no sound comes out because another guy's already positioning himself in front of her face.

The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, which is convenient when you're... yeah. The art style is that specific kind of hentai where everyone looks slightly cross eyed and the proportions make no anatomical sense. Tifa's waist is thinner than her neck practically. But the expressions, man. Whoever drew her face when the third guy joins in understood something about humiliation that the rest of the game's cheap presentation doesn't earn. She's supposed to be this badass fighter from Final Fantasy and here she is getting passed around like a subway handrail, eyes rolling back while the train lurches between stations. There's no combat system, no way to fight back. Just scene after scene of her getting used by strangers who apparently all coordinated their commute specifically to gangbang a video game character. The whole thing is about fifteen minutes long if you're taking your time, and the loop function is right there when you need it.

The art in these Record of Lodoss War doujin games always gets me, that sharp 90s anime look with the thick lines and really specific shading on the hair. Deedlit’s blonde mane here is almost too shiny, like the artist spent three times as long on it compared to the grunts surrounding her. Which I guess is the point. You click through scenes of her getting absolutely wrecked by a gang of shadowy perverts, and the facial abuse stuff is dialed up to eleven, fluids plastered across her cheeks in a way that feels less erotic and more like a weird trophy display. I kept clicking though, because the creampie finish in the doggystyle loop has this one frame where her elf ears twitch and I’m a total sucker for that specific hentai detail you know the one, where the fantasy race traits get highlighted during the act.

But man, the gang bang setup here is just a conveyor belt of big cock silhouettes. No Parn, no rescue, just Deedlit on her knees doing a blowjob that cycles three animations before resetting. The threesome scene tries to mix it up with a spit roast but the positioning clips through her torso on the right side every single time. I tabbed out to check something on pixiv and almost forgot I had it running. The *** tag is blunt force, no buildup, which if you’re into Record of Lodoss War for the lore is gonna feel like a lost chapter written by someone who skimmed a wiki summary.

There’s a toggle for the oral cumshot that I wish had a volume slider because the sound is just a stock squelch on repeat. The fantasy setting is basically a dark room with some stone textures, which works for the whole hidden shadows vibe but I kept thinking about what a proper Lodoss forest background would add. For completionists, unlocking every variant means sitting through the same doggystyle loop about forty times. Deedlit’s expressions are the real unlock, that one where she’s humiliated but also defiant? That’s the stuff. If you’re just here to see an elf get facial abused and filled up, it delivers, no finesse.

The whole thing loops in like 15 seconds. I timed it. Not with a stopwatch or anything, just counting in my head while Tifa's on her knees in some damp cave, mouth full, eyes doing that thing where they're looking up but also kind of glazed over. It's the eye contact that gets me. Or doesn't get me. I can't decide. She's supposed to be looking at the guy whose dick she's sucking but her pupils are fixed on a point about six inches above his head, like she's reading a teleprompter that just says "keep going."

There's a queue. Three dudes just standing around with their cocks out, waiting their turn like it's a deli counter. The one currently in her mouth has this bored expression, which is honestly the most realistic part. Tifa's making these wet, sloppy sounds that the audio track repeats every four seconds. You can set your watch to it. Gawk gawk gawk. Pause. Gawk gawk gawk. It's almost hypnotic. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the spit strand connecting her bottom lip to his shaft was a physics simulation or just a drawn-in squiggle. It's a squiggle. Definitely a squiggle.

The parody angle is what sold me initially. Final Fantasy hentai is a whole ecosystem at this point, and Tifa's basically the mascot. This one strips away any pretense of plot or setup. No "oh no I lost a bet" or "the materia made me do it." She's just there, in a cave, surrounded by disembodied dicks, looking like she's simultaneously into it and mentally filing her taxes. The bukkake finish is... well, it's there. The loop resets and her face is clean again, which is either a missed opportunity or a mercy, depending on how much you've had to drink. I kept watching the background stalagmites to see if they'd animate. They don't. Nothing moves except Tifa's head and that one squiggle of spit. The gang bang tag is technically accurate but feels generous. It's more of a gang wait.

They got the hair right. That's the first thing you notice, that proper Akira Toriyama swoop, but then her top is just... gone. And three zombies are shuffling closer with very un-undead enthusiasm. I legit laughed when one of them just grabbed a handful of boob like it owed him money. The jank is the point, you feel me? It's like someone drew this on a napkin after a DBZ marathon and then a weirdo colored it in with MS Paint. Chef's kiss.

I wish there was a skip button for that one part where her mouth is just... stationary? Very polite. Meanwhile the tentacle sequence is buck wild, a real geometry crisis. It's basically a slime from the actual games if the slime failed anatomy class and got really ambitious. My absolute favorite disaster is the gang bang scene where one zombie's arm detaches and just keeps going about its business. I respect that arm. It's got more personality than the princess honestly, she just makes the same three faces even when things get, you know, double.

Give this thing the "Most Confident Use of a Broken Hip Bone" award. The way her anatomy just gives up trying to exist in three dimensions during the anal bits is pure art. You don't come here for the fluid animation, you come here because some beautiful madman decided Dragon Quest's princess needed to be defiled by the world's most poorly rendered tentacles. It's a loop of the same eight seconds of content for each scene and I still couldn't look away. My brain is soup. The pixels are a threat. I'm going to go play the SNES original to cleanse my palate and I'll still probably think about that damn zombie arm.