I keep coming back to this game like a bad habit, the kind where you know exactly what you're getting but somehow it still surprises you. Jordan's this blonde small town girl with big city dreams and an even bigger willingness to spread her legs for strangers if it gets her there. The whole thing feels like someone filmed it on a phone from 2015 and forgot to edit out the awkward pauses, but honestly that's part of the charm. It's not trying to be slick.

The first time I made her blow some random guy in an alley I actually laughed out loud, not because it was funny but because the animation looped in this weird jerky way that made it look like she was nodding along to music only she could hear. And yet. And yet I kept clicking through the choices, making her do worse things, watching her fall further into this spiral of fucking for favors. There's something about how unpolished it is that makes it feel more real than those overproduced games where everyone moans like a porn star from second one. Jordan sounds bored half the time and that's somehow hotter.

I wish there was more branching, you know? Like sometimes you pick what seems like a big decision and it just loops back to the same scene with slightly different dialogue. The story's thin but it knows it's thin, it's not pretending to be some deep narrative about ambition and corruption even though that's literally what it is. I gave it some mock award in my head, Best Use of a Hooker Who's Not Actually a Hooker But Might As Well Be, and then immediately felt weird about giving awards to porn games. The blowjob scenes are the highlight honestly, everything else feels like filler between those moments where Jordan's on her knees looking up with those dead eyes that somehow still work. Don't ask me why I've played through it three times. I don't have a good answer.