The leveling system in Kingdom Harem is a fucking joke, honestly. You get these skill points and I still don't know what half of them do because the UI is like someone designed it during a blackout. But then Liriel, the silver haired elf, she bends over to pick up a herb and the whole screen just fills with her ass in that CG. I forgot about stats completely. The near death thing in the story, whatever, you wake up in the Dark Forest and suddenly there's four women who want to share your bed. No build up, no real seduction, just tits out and "let's fuck" energy from day one.

The redheads are twins, I think. Or maybe not, the dialogue is so badly translated it's hard to tell. One of them, the one with the bigger chest, she has this scene where she's bathing in a stream and the water effects look like someone smeared vaseline on the screen. But her nipples are perfectly drawn, like the artist spent three weeks just on those pink little points and then gave up on everything else. The elf with the dark hair, she's got this thing for doing it against trees. Every single scene with her, a tree is involved. I started laughing after the third time. The game doesn't care about logic, it just wants to show you a harem of fantasy girls getting railed in the woods.

The slice of life parts are weirdly calming though. Between the sex scenes you just walk around picking mushrooms and the music is this looping flute track that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. I found myself actually relaxing, which is insane because five minutes earlier I was watching an elf get taken from behind while her sister watched. The CG gallery unlocks in a random order, not chronological, so you'll see the ending orgy before you've even met one of the characters properly. Makes no sense. But the art, when it's good, it's really good. That one redhead, the one with the freckles, she has this expression when she's about to come that I've literally never seen in another hentai game. Something about her eyes crossing just slightly. The game is a mess but I keep opening it.