The whole thing feels like someone’s half remembered vacation photos got mixed up with a porno mag. You’re just there, right in the middle of it, and the girls are... well, they’re built like brick shithouses. Massive tits spilling out of tiny bikinis, the kind of hentai proportions where you wonder about back pain but your dick doesn’t care. The art is this weird unpolished cg, like someone was learning a new program and just went for it. Sometimes a girl’s face looks a bit off, like a melted doll, but then the light hits her chest and you forget what you were complaining about.

The pov thing is constant. You never see yourself, just these babes leaning in, talking at you, their eyes sort of not quite meeting yours. There’s a choice system that pops up and I picked something dumb about going for a swim and suddenly the whole tone shifted. One minute it’s sunny beach vibes, the next she’s whispering stuff that made my stomach do a flip. Not scary, just... unexpectedly raw. Like finding a used condom in a church pew. The game says it’s based on real events which is probably bullshit but it makes you think. What if some of this awkward, horny mess actually happened to some guy?

The writing is clunky in a charming way, like a non native speaker trying to sound smooth. “You will have a lot of fun enjoying the scenery” it says, and you do, but the fun is mostly staring at jiggling pixels while the dialogue loops in your head. There’s no animation to speak of, just static images that change when you click. I spent way too long on one screen where a girl is adjusting her top, her nipple just barely hidden. The game knows what it’s doing. It’s not clever about it. It just puts big boobs in your face and waits. And then the story takes a hard left into something that’s supposed to shock you to your core, which mostly just left me confused and a little turned on. Like eating a gas station hot dog. You know it’s bad but you finish it anyway.