The camera work in this thing is a crime scene. Like someone strapped a GoPro to a drunk intern and told him to follow the blonde around a late show set. Charlie, that's the blonde, big tits barely contained in some sequin thing, gets interviewed by David. You know the type, smarmy host, fake laugh, but here he's got a boner half the runtime. The whole parody angle is thin, real thin, but the blowjob animation has this weird janky charm. Her head bobs like a broken metronome and the audio is just... wet slaps layered over what sounds like a microwave beeping. I don't know why that detail stuck with me. Maybe because I replayed that scene three times trying to figure out if the beeping was intentional.

The humor tag is doing heavy lifting. There's a musical guest segment that's basically a five second loop of a guy with a kazoo while Charlie rides David on the desk. Wacky human tricks, sure, if you count her tits clipping through the microphone stand. The dialogue is written by someone who learned English from old Adult Swim bumps and a thesaurus. "You like that, you fucking television man?" is a real line. I think. I might have hallucinated it.

Choices are minimal, mostly just clicking through positions. Missionary on the couch, doggy behind the desk, a weird standing sixty nine that defies physics. The pacing is like a microwave dinner, cold in the middle, scalding at the edges. One minute you're watching a fake monologue, next minute her ass is in your face with zero transition. I wish there was a skip button for the interview parts but there isn't and there won't be. The big tits tag is accurate, they jiggle like water balloons in a wind tunnel. Not complaining. Just saying.