ok so i'm at work right. supposed to be sorting through like 400 emails about toner cartridges but instead i'm clicking through this thing called Lesbian Nudist Resort which is exactly what it sounds like. no plot no drama no dudes just a bunch of women with absolutely massive chests hanging around a beach resort being very casual about the whole no-clothes situation

the art is that specific kind of cg hentai where everything is slightly too shiny like someone waxed the characters. it's not polished at all and honestly that's what makes it work for me. some frames the proportions go a bit wild but in a way that feels intentional like the artist just said fuck it and drew what felt hot instead of what's anatomically correct. there's this one scene with two women by the pool and the way the shadows hit is completely wrong but i kept going back to it anyway

wish there was more actual resort stuff though. you get the beach and some lounge chairs and that's kind of it. where's the swim up bar. where's the awkward small talk about sunscreen. the whole thing is basically just a slideshow of scenes which is fine i guess but my brain kept wanting to click on things that weren't clickable. the tag says vacation but it's more like someone's very specific fantasy of what a vacation would be if nobody ever had to do normal vacation things like wait in line for overpriced smoothies

anyway my boss walked by and i had to tab over to a spreadsheet so fast i think i pulled something in my wrist. worth it probably