The whole thing feels like a sticky VHS tape you found under someone’s bed, and I mean that as a compliment, mostly. There’s this one scene where the lighting hits the latex just wrong, or right, depending on your kink, and it looks like glossy, second skin. The big tits are everywhere, obviously, but the way they’re animated in the double penetration sequence with the strap-on is just... clumsy. Like, the physics engine gave up and went for a smoke. You’ve got these two lesbians working over the third, and one of them is wearing a harness that looks like it was designed by an alien who’d only heard a description of human genitals. The strapon doesn’t so much thrust as it sort of vibrates in a straight line, a very aggressive, mechanical poke. It’s jarring.

But then the hentai influence kicks in with the facial expressions. The girl on the receiving end, her eyes roll back in a way that’s pure exaggerated anime nonsense, and suddenly the janky motion doesn’t matter. You’re just watching this loop of her tongue lolling out while the other two are basically trying to fuse into one latex-covered, multi-limbed sex creature. The sound design is a whole other disaster, a single wet squelch on repeat that starts to sound like someone stepping in mud after a while. I muted it and put on a podcast, which honestly improved the experience. The whole seduction plot is just a five-second text card at the start, so don’t expect story.

The lesbian orgy is the entire point, a closed loop of silicone and sweat. There’s a moment where the camera gets stuck in a close-up of a strap-on sliding against a thigh, not even going in, just sliding, for a solid minute. I thought my browser had crashed. Turns out, no, that’s just the game. It’s a film, they call it, but it’s more like a screensaver for people who are really into the specific sound of latex stretching. The double penetration is ambitious, I’ll give it that, even if it looks like a logistical nightmare. You keep waiting for a fourth character to show up with a manual, but no, it’s just these three, stuck in their oily, unpolished loop forever.